01| text msg, insta

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UNKNOWN
would you kiss me under the mistletoe?

no but I'd kiss your mom

UNKNOWN
Ur not Matt r u?

wow, intuitive!

UNKNOWN
Oh!
Your number is British not American
Sorry for interrupting your day <3

OOP HOW SLEEP DEPRIVED R U?
CUZ IM LIKE DAYS BEHIND
AFJTSCJL

UNKNOWN
I didn't quite catch that last part?
And I'm TEXTING you

i said "AFJTSCJL"
Which is like screaming thru the phone..
Are you blind or an old ass mf
Is Matt yo hubby?

UNKNOWN
I am not an "old ass mf" whatever that means
Matt sadly isn't dating me yet..

fun 😃
also that emoji haunts my nightmares...
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come back!
It's not like I smell!!
Omg rude old ass mf

UNKNOWN
am not!
Also I can't smell u thru the phone...

ugh...
Go follow my insta @hollyjolly
not me plugging my insta
I'm so cringey oml
WHY AM I GIVING PICK ME
I PROMISE IM NOT
ESFJMDAZKL
just go follow da insta mate

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it's Christmas time bitches! - xoxo go piss gorl
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username: slayyyyyyyyy

queenbex: so, this is you? hollyjolly
hollyjolly: yes, this is moi, take it or leave itttttt
queenbex: what if I don't want to do either??

rosieposie: my bestie looking fetch!!
hollyjolly: u r correct avocado
rosieposie: avocado 🥑??
hollyjolly: yes

holly changed unknown to bexy

I JUST DIDNT INSTA STALK U

BEXY
why am I getting a terrible feeling about this?

also hi, I'm Holly O'Hara
And my middle names Christmas

BEXY
CHRISTMAS ??

that was a joke..
It's actually star
I think it's CUTEEE

BEXY
really?
Star??

i was born on Christmas Eve.. Christmas Day?
I was born just as it turned to Xmas day so um
Yeah the Xmas themed name...

BEXY
That's so cool!!

wyd rn?

BEXY
literally sitting in class bored lol

haha lol
I'm 18 in England so college has finished for the day
What class u in?

BEXY
chemistry
I'm contemplating ending my life
though it may be hard
DELTED ONE MESSAGE
what r u studying @ college

CRINGE

BEXY
??

WHO SAYS @ W THE @ SIGN??

BEXY
me
I say that...

if u must know I'm doing a BTEC in hollyoaks

BEXY
what's that ??

SARCASM

BEXY
??

that joke doesn't work w Americans..?
Huh!
Anyways I'm not doing a BTEC in hollyoaks
That would be hilarious..
Im doing law, criminology and sociology

BEXY
the hell just happened??

I JUST EXPLAINED A FUNNY JOKE TO U
THEN I TOLD U WHAT I DO AT COLLEGE
AMERICANS!

BEXY
I'm originally from Europe.. actually
I just haven't been there in a while
Well my parents were from there and moved to America a bit before I was born

yet u were still raised in America..?

BEXY
yes... why?

then u r American
And bloody annoying
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SEXY BEXY
COME BACK
I WAS KIDDING!!
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