Bullpen.
'Oh please, you think that sounds gruesome?! I have a big old scar on my butt from this real tricky little slug! And boy, did the surgeon really have to dig deep to get it out!' Nick boasted.
'Okay, this is getting a little out of hand, can we all agree that we all have ugly scars, and that the ways that we got them don't have to be disclosed?' Mcgee asked.
'Someone sounds scared.' Jess remarked.
'I'm not! I'm just saying that not every scar story that involves butts or any other private part needs to be told!'
'Oh wow. That doesn't sound cowardly at all!'
'You are all pussies. You really want an ugly scar story? I have this butt scar caused by this huge bullet, ugly enough. But a year later, this pesky tiny dog bit that same spot! I dare you all to find an uglier sounding scar then that!' Parker bragged.
Everyone went silent.
'Yup, I'm beat. Nothing can beat that.' Nick said in defeat.
'Same here.' Jess replied in agreement.