The Sly Wolf | Mr.Wolf x Reader [SLOW UPDATES]

Chapter 5

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You stared outside your window as the moon rose into the night, the beautiful starry sky revealing its true form. Sparkling like diamonds in the sky, you would tell yourself when you were younger.

You slowly opened your window, eyes looking back and forth in case anyone would see you climb to the roof. You swung yourself up, feeing an aching feeling due to your lack of body strengh. You scrambled onto the pateo connected to the roof, staring at the small fireplace.

A small jukebox was in the corner, playing soft music. The fireplace was lit, and sitting in one of the large chairs was Red.

"I—" you started, but Red turned to you and moved her hands in a grabbing motion.

She smiled, "Y/N, sit my dear. We must have an intervention."

You sat down, hesitant before she looked at you, "Beat me in a sass compitetion, and we get rid of the wolf. Lose, you talk to him."

You blinked, then laughed. Red had never won any of these challenges. Red's fur bristled, and you cooed, starting the competition, "Aw, you're so cute when you're mad!"

"Keep up and I'm about to get real adorable."

"I'm actually getting too dizzy from your bipolar rollercoaster."

"I'd like to cancel my subscription to your problems."

"Great, someone with attitude problems—you know, if you have a problem with the subscription to my problems, then tell me and not the world."

"You bi—"

"Wow, wow! Easy there—" you held up your hands, "—I mean, someone has to get the job done."

You stared at each other for a bit before Red started continuing, "You're either on my side, by my side, or in my way. Choose wisely."

"Please, your birth certificate was an apology letter from the..." you turned to the fourth wall and mouth condom before turning back, "...factory."

"I'm sorry, does your butt ever get tired of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?"

You stared at her with wide eyes and laughed, "Crap happens, I mean, have you seen your face?"

"Maybe you'd like to eat makeup to be pretty on the inside."

"Calm down..."

"Ever notice to people who told you to calm down are the one's who get you mad in the first place?"

"I—"

"Unless you name is Google, stop acting like you know everything about my and my slaying personality."

"Nasty," you clicked your tongue.

"I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me with a. woman who will take your crap and shove it up their @$&."

You stared at each out before sighing, "First win ever...you looked on Pinterest for half of thoses, didn't you?"

"All of them," Red smirked, taking off her glasses, "Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk."

"This is a prison."

"Tell that to the person who thought it was a jolly idea to put a bunch of highschoolers who all have mental issues into an educational prison," Red scoffed, walking away.

You face palmed, looking across the pateo to Wolf's dungeon. Later, not now.

You were too tired after staying up watching your favorite park get ripped apart and all the beautiful trees get replaced with houses and watching a family of squirrels die—

—Ehem. You mean you were tired because it was late. You swung back down, laying in your bed and closing your eyes, falling into slumber.