homeopathist | Dsmp | Allium Duo | Villain Ranboo Au

chapter 2

3rd person:

Purpled blinked. "What." Purpled looked horrified at the explanation he had been given. Tommy shrugged, "dunno mate, crazy, innit?" Tommy said. "Yeah no duh- hold up. YOU TOLD THE VILLAIN WE LIVED HERE?!" Purpled yelled. Tommy slowly nodded, looking slightly confused.

Silence

"We're moving out." Purpled stated. Tommy's jaw dropped. "E-excuse me?!" Tommy stuttered, shocked. "My man- do we look like we have enough money-?" Tommy questioned, wondering if this man was well in the head at the moment.

Y'know, as if he's any better. Spoiler alert, he's not.

"Living on the streets is better then living here, that villain could kill us in our sleep now that he knows we're here Tommy!!" Purpled yelled. Tommy shrugged, "I'd rather die by a villain then starve to death, purp." In Tommy's opinion, starving to death was just straight up lame. Especially if the chance of dying by a villain instead was there.

Atleast he'd got on the news! Sure the circumstances wouldn't be... great, but he would still get on the news so...

It's a win for Tommy

Purpled didn't exactly seem to agree, however. "BUT-" purpled was cut off by tommy throwing a peice of toast at him. "Here's your toast. You forgot to eat it" Tommy said, smiling brightly.

Purpled was about to kill this man- sorry, kid. Tommy can claim he's a man all he wants, but everyone knows that's simply not true.

"Tommy, do you understand the dangers of what you have done?"
Tommy immediately responded with, "nope, I never got education." Tommy looked way too happy right now.

"WELL ITS ABOUT TIME YOU GET SOME DAMN EDUCATION AND COMMON SENSE!" Purpled yelled, quickly adding, "NO ONE WOULD TELL A VILLAIN WHERE THEY LIVE TOMMY- NOT EVEN THE DUMBEST OF IDIOTS!"

Tommy shrugged. "I'm sure I'm not the first!" Tommy was still smiling as brightly as ever. Tommy loved spending time with his brother.

Purpled groaned. "I'm enrolling you to school." Purpled swore, and he was not gonna take no for an answer.

"W-wha- BUT- PURPLED! I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE ALPHABET!" Tommy said, the smile finally disappearing from his face, quickly changing into a frown.

"EXACTLY- YOU DONT KNOW THE ALPHABET! SO YOU NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT!"

"BUT PURPLED! IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING GOING TO FIRST GRADE WHILE BEING 15!" Tommy protested. "I don't care." Purpled simply replied.

"I LITERALLY HAVE A JOB PURPLED" Tommy yelled. "I still can't believe your still not fired, and another thing I can't believe is the fact that they didn't find out about how you were infact not 25, but 15." Purpled said, with a surprisingly calm voice. Look, purpled was tired of yelling, alright?

"Actually- your the cashier which means you have to know math, so how the hell-" purpled's question was cut off by tommy, "I learned math because of my job. It makes absolutely no sense in my opinion though" tommy answered.

"...yet you don't know the alphabet?" Purpled mumbled. Tommy pretended like he didnt hear that

Purpled grabbed a paper and a pen, and sat down next to tommy who was on the couch. "Alright, toms, I think now is about time... For you to learn the darn alphabet." Purpled deadpanned.

Tommy gasped. "Excuse me- no way! What do I look like to you?! I am not-"

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"Why the heck is the g like that? Why is there even a small and capital version of the alphabet? Why can't they just stick to one? Why-" Tommy's millions of questions were cut off by purpled saying, "how the heck am I supposed to know? I didn't invent the alphabet!" Tommy scoffed.