homeopathist | Dsmp | Allium Duo | Villain Ranboo Au

chapter 4

3rd person:

Tommy, was once again, working. And to say he was bored was an understatement. He has been here for hours and he's not even close to being done with his never ending shift!

Tommy had most likely zoned out and somehow didn't hear the bell ring, because a customer who mind you, was not here before had tapped on his shoulder, most likely trying to order.

Tommy almost punched the guy out of reflex, but we don't talk about that.

"Hello, welcome to glitched café! What can I get you?" Tommy asked the guy who had just barely avoided getting a black eye. Tommy had tried to sound like he liked his job, but he failed horribly. So that was that.

It was a pinkette this time. Huh. Tommy for some reason never expected that but whatever. There was also a tall brunette.  Tommy could tell that that wasn't Tubbo just from the height, (man I wish it was Tubbo. Also, I'm keeping Wilbur in all my previous chapters, but you won't see him in future chapters if I ever write more.) no need to look at the face or anything.

Accompanying them, was a blonde, who looked pretty similar to Tommy, except Tommy was not old like he was. And man, was he old.

The brunette had decided to order first, and Tommy wasn't surprised when he said the name of the famous death drink.

"Can I have an espresso with six shots?" Tommy expected this, the Brunette was an ugly little jerk, of course he'd order something so horrendous.

Tommy sighed, "and the other two?" he asked. "We're just here to accompany him ignore us." The blonde smiled.

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Phil and Technoblade were dragged over to this café by Wilbur because he was 'oh so lonely and needed some company,' Wilbur's words not theirs, which was a total lie as he definitely had some friends and definitely just wanted to ruin their day.  They regret the day they decided to befriend Wilbur, worst mistake they've ever done. Now the barista had to deal with all of this.
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Tommy eventually did make the brunettes drink, taking as long as possible just to annoy the man that he was not familiar with. After taking absolutely ages on purpose and wasting time, Tommy approached the trio with a smile plastered onto his face as he gave the brunette the drink.

The brunette did look mildly annoyed but didn't mention anything about the time it took to prepare his drink.

Tommy smirks, yeah that's right, stupid brunette, you don't have the right to mention anything anyway--

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[why do i get writers block so often :<] (man idk, js gotta deal with it ig)

Tommy sighed in relief as he entered his house, Purpled stared at him with a raised eyebrow before asking, "how was work?" to which Tommy immediately replied with, "The usual. absolutely horrid" He deadpanned. Purpled rolled his eyes before continuing whatever the heck it was that he was doing before Tommy came back home.

"What are you doing?" Tommy asked in curiosity, wondering what his friend is up to at the moment. "Buying random stuff now that we have money." Tommy squinted judgmentally at him. "...like what?" He was almost afraid to ask.

"It's nothing, random poisons and weapons, y'know, the usual." Tommy stared with a look of horror on his face 'the usual-?!' was Tommy's final thought before deciding that his roommate, brother and bestfriend, was indeed a psychopath.

"Oh..! And uhm, anything else..?" Tommy was definitely afraid to ask after that last response, "more weapons, stuff for murder or uh, advanced interrogation techniques.." that's it, Tommy was never asking this man any questions ever again, he'd be surprised if he could look at his brother in the face at this point, because what. Like, Tommy knows he helped a villain and stuff and that they do bad things, but he wasn't the one doing the bad things! Wha-

(Bro I really had to go check if this was the correct book Incase I'm writing In the wrong one because of how many I have..) (you literally don't even have much, you just have a bad memory man, and anxiety -F.R)

Tommy had decided to go back to their room now, lock himself in, fall asleep before Purpled decides to come and most likely murder him too. That's if he didn't need the stuff specifically to kill Tommy himself, maybe this whole entire (699 words) thing was just a trap to lure him into a false sense of security, Tommy knew Purpled was too kind! Ha, busted! That's probably it!

Tommy fell onto his bed, letting his thoughts take over once more on the topic of Purpled being a mass murderer, or an assassin or mercenary, maybe he's also a villain!! Or, or..

Tommy fell into a deep slumber, having sweet dreams...

Of Purpled murdering quite literally everyone that crosses his path, yes...sweet dreams indeed, don't you think?

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Purpled had fallen asleep on the couch that night as Tommy had actually locked the door to their bedroom and was too deep in his slumber dreaming about his dear bestfriend being a mass murderer to wake up to Purpled's cries and banging on the door as he had also wanted to go to bed.

Purpled was mad that night to say the least.

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Tommy yawned as he slowly started waking up, he had some lovely dreams this time. It seemed scarily accurate but Tommy didn't mind that as he started getting ready for work.

again.

Tommy sighed, he was so done with this, why the heck is he still working at this horrible job still anyways?

Tommy would soon learn that the author needed him to work there for all the oh so convenient meetings Tommy would have with other characters that the author would like to include...well, not really Tommy would never find out, Ranboo on the other hand...

Tommy waved goodbye to a half asleep Purpled before dashing as fast as he possibly could before Purpled could wake up fully and realized what Tommy had done yesterday and the reason that his back was broken.

a few minutes passed of Tommy running none stop, because one, Purpled could still be there and the possibility of him currently chasing Tommy wasn't exactly very low, even higher if he truly was a psychopath as Tommy had concluded. Two, oh god, oh god, he was so late right now, he's so dead

Tommy was breathing heavily the moment he arrived at the café, which earned him a lot of weird looks, but Tommy didn't care because he was late right now and he couldn't afford to be fired at the moment.

His boss, Niki, just sighed and smiled, already used to his shenanigans and greeted him. Oh. Tommy wasn't fired yet. Hm.

Tommy immediately jumped at the sound of the bell ringing, how he still wasn't used to it he had no idea. Why was it that loud anyway?! Tommy could've sworn that it wasn't that loud..

"Hello! welcome to glitched café, what can I get you?" Tommy smiled, it was fake. But when was an employee's smile real anyway?

The customer looked...weird, and even taller than that brunette who had ordered that horrendous drink, who Tommy could see in the café right now, probably came here when Niki was taking over his shift for the meanwhile due to him being late. 

Tommy raised an eyebrow as he stared at the customer who's eyes were widened, looking over at him in shock. Tommy didn't think he knew him, did he? why was he looking at him like that, was there something on his face?

"Are you going to order or just stand there?" Tommy eventually spoke.

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1216 (1343 now) words, I knew that if I wasn't going to publish this now I never would. So here you guys go,

PS/ what should he order please help me lmao- I've never gone to a café- (milkshake or mocha :D [that's literally the only thing I'm allowed to get, which, fair, that's the only thing I like anyway] -F.R)

-your beloved author, Ran👑