This was my other neighbor, Wakeem, and he wanted me to talk to him privatley which was really awkward. I said "What for?"
"Woa woa woa man this is meh ladeh.....back off if she dosent wanna talk...she dosent wanna talk!" Shmoogle said.
"Hey....she is my neighbor....and-"
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE MR. YODA HATER????"
"hey no one talks like that about yoda!" said Wakeem.
"i love Yoda i was not bad mouthing him!"
"Good, now Molly i need to talk to you."
"Fine...." I said walking with Wakeem to the other end of the walkway.
"Now I know we never really talked....but, uh.....wel u see......uhhh....wanna go to a Star Wars Convention with me and bryan?"
"Uhhhh-" i said as Wakeem cut me off.
"It is a lot of fun!"
"Sure?"
"Great it is in an hourr now dress like Princess Laya!' He said as he ran away before I could respond.
I walked back over to Shmoogle as he said forcely "well what did that ugly nut head want?"
"He wants to go to a Star Wars Convention with me and brian dressed as Princess Laya."
"I AM SO GOING WHEN IS IT???"
"in an hour...but-"
"See you there babeh."
Well it is about five minutes before the convention....im not dressed like princess Laya and i ring his door bell.
"im ready now lets go!"
He runs really fast and then slows down noticing im not dressed as Princess Laya. He turns around and says "Wahhh..."
'I am not going as a character...."
"Fine..."
*One hour later*
We are at the convention and all I see is a bunch of nerds (exept for Shmoogle) and they are staring me down as if I was the only good looking person left in the world.
I run over to the bathroom feeling very uncomfortable being in a bathroom with women dressed as weird things....even Yoda!
I run out and see Shmoogle dressed as Yoda....
He opens his arms and I jump in them as he wraps his arms around me tightly twirling me around feeling safe.
He starts to look at other Yoda women and I get jealous and say "Shmoogle you have been really out of it starring at other female Yoda's!"
"NOOO!" He says with an angry look on his face.
"Shmoogle I dont know if we should keep this relationship going.....I really like you but dont feel right about it...."
"WAHHHH???"
"Sorry..." I walked away and saw him crying when a fat female yoda walks over to him and cheers him up....as i think to myself 'What did I see in him?'
