Our Lovely Odd Behavior (Dan Howell Fanfic)

Chapter 4

"What?" I say under my breath.

"Hey, screwball! You were supposed to call me!" My old roommate, Charlotte says eagerly.

"Nows not a good time." I say through greeted teeth, as I see Dan and Phil poking their off camera.

"You mean you have something better to do?" I can feel the sass through the phone. She knows I can be alot more sassier. Sassy and sarcastic pretty much sums up myself. This is why my only friend is my roommate who is totally annoying. I offend everyone else.

"Don't I always? Now I have to go." I try to keep the conversation short.

"Aliceeeeeee." She moans in agony.

"Okay first, quit the weird sex noises," I accidentally catch Dan and Phil's eyes, shit, Dan's eye brow raises, "and um," I choke, " Second. I have to go."

"Alice."

"Charlotte."

"DAN!" yells Dan from the back.

"WHO'S THAT?"

"Bye Charlotte." Then I hang up.

"Who's Charlotte?" Asks Phil.

"Yeah, sounds like you love her." Retorts Dan.

"My old roommate. I'm already not missing when she would break all her stereos from blasting One Direction in my bloody ears. Literally."

Dan hops up from the ground, and gives his jeans a little tug up, which makes me blush just slightly, which hopefully is unnoticeable. "Yeah, cause it sounds like you have a lot better taste in music."

Oh god. Before I can respond, Dan and Phil are already breaking out into song. "TOUCHHHH MWAAHH BODEEEHHHH."

"Shut up!" I say playfully punching Phil in the gut.

"Alright, alright," Phil says in between chuckles. "Alice, this is my roommate and friend Dan." He gestures too him. "Dan , this is my cousin Alice."

Dan puts his hand in front of me. And now I didn't know this was even possible. And I don't know if you did either but, his hands are sexy. Like their masculine, but yet gentle looking. Just the way they're shaped gives you chills. And his adorable wrist bands...ahg.

I take it and he shakes slowly, scanning me. "Phil's cousin? How can that be? You look normal." He takes his other hand and pretends to twirl a mustache, "Ah the batman jumper. I see it."

||Sorry this is so short. More coming soon, hopefully I can make a schedule if there's enough readers. Alright guys, till later, xoxo||