Our Lovely Odd Behavior (Dan Howell Fanfic)

Chapter Two

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"Uhh." I say shifting in my bed, waking up.

I sit up gingerly, and reach for my phone to check the time. It's 9:07am. I can't believe I've woken up this early, on my own. Phil's innocence is already rubbing off on me. T

Speaking of Phil, he sent me a message. I open the message,

"Hey! I suppose you're sleeping at this very moment. haha. :) You can stop over anytime, just doing a video. love you."

Which was sent 20 minutes ago. Eh. He said come over anytime, and since I'm already up. I close my eyes once more to see if falling back asleep is an option. Nope.

I throw the covers off me, and fly up. My legs weren't prepared for this and they go limp, I fling my arms for balance on my old frail dresser, and hang on for dear life.

LEGS Y U NO WORK?

I feel my legs slowly wake up as I lean up against my dresser, waiting for my heart rate to be normal again and I can breathe at a regular pace. "Je-" breath "sus."

By the time I'm not alien, fully dressed in a batman jumper, ripped jeans, a knitted cap, on top of my naturally red curly hair that I'm too lazy to straighten, thus is why I have the hat. And converse. It has been 45 minutes since he sent the text.

I grab my peacoat, and slip it on while I'm already outside and skipping towards their place listening along to the music I have on my phone with headphones.

As I turn the corner, "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey plays.

WHY DO I HAVE THIS? Who listens to this? I'm not.

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The key wont go in, ughhhh. Everyone here probably thinks I'm trying to rob them. great. Just what I need, people already think I'm mental when they saw me breaking out in song while waiting to cross the street. But seriously, this key is the mental one.

"OPEN!" I shout aggravated.

"...mommy?" I hear from behind me, I turn to see a mother and her little boy, who is pointing at me scared, actually they both look terrified.

"...Hi..umm..hi. See I know them, or well him, no, see, I'm new."

"Come on, Preston." The mother says dragging the boy away.

Brilliant. Then suddenly the key decides to work and opens...and I fall in, painfully. OUCH.

After many, many crude words I slowly get up and slam the key down on the counter. As I'm sliding my coat off I realize how staticky my hair is because it was like stuck to my coat... I must look like hell.

YOU KNOW WHAT I DONT EVEN CARE LIKE NO YOU KNOW THAT IM JUST DONE.

I stomp over into the living room calling for Phil. I hear some noise coming from his room so I quietly walk over there. "Phil?"

I come to the door and peek through. There's Phil AND Dan this time. They're filming it looks like. I don't want to interrupt but before I can leave, Phil turns around.

"Alice!" Phil says pleasantly surprised.

Then that's when Dan turns around. And boy did he. I can't even respond to Phil, I'm speechless. And I never get speechless, normally I can never shut up, but..no words.

And it looks like it's the same for Dan. He's quiet, and looks slightly shocked. Then we meet eyes and its like a whole different world. Like I'm soaring into his deep brown eyes. We connect. And he gives me a sexy side smirk.

And that's when my phone goes off. His eyebrows raise at the song of my ringtone. And Phil covers his giggling mouth. That's when I pick up my phone, and answer it, to stop "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey.