Cartman's POV
"Poopsiekins are you alright?" My mom asks.
"NO MOM JUST LEAVE!!!!!" I scream into my pillow.
My mom walks up to me hugging me "What's wrong Eric?"
"(YOUR/NAME) BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!!" I cry louder.
She sits me up hugging me tighter "Shh sh..." She pats my back, "It's alright sweetie don't cry"
As I try to stop crying her saying to stop crying makes me cry more, "It's alright Eric please don't cry"
"BUT I REALLY LIKED HER!!!!" I scream.
"I know Poopsiekins, I know but maybe you guys just needed a break"
"NO KAHL JUST NEEDS TO GO DIE IN A F**KING HOLE!!!!!" I scream pulling away from her and screaming into my pillow.
She sighs, "Eric how about you and I watch a movie to get your mind off of (your/name)?" She asks standing up.
I sniffle looking up at her, "What kind of movie...?"
"We can watch a romantic comedy like 50 First Dates?"
"Romantic?!!!???" I cry again burying my face into my pillow once again.
"Okay why don't we watch that show you liked as a child?"
"What show?" I look up at her again.
"Terrance and Phillip"
"Okay..." I keep sniffling.
She smiles pulling me up on my feet and pulling me downstairs.
"Would you like to eat anything darling?" She asks.
"Um....carrots...?" I say unsure.
She laughs "No no Eric you are recovering from a break up, what you need is some comfort food" she smiles kissing my forehead "I'll be right back"
'Comfort food?' I think to myself.
She comes out with a tray of junk food. Cheesy Poofs, ice cream, chocolate, Snacky Cakes, you name it.
'Oh God...' I think.
"Here you go hun" she says sitting down handing me a Snacky Cake, "I haven't seen you eat these in a while"
"Um...n-no thank you.." I say.
"Come on one won't hurt, it will make you feel better" she smiled.
I gulp, "Well okay...I guess one won't hurt..." I say taking it slowly opening the package and eating it.
She was right, it does make me feel better! I grab some more food laying it on my stomach and eating it while she starts the show.
I feel so much better, now that I'm eating junk food! I'd forgotten how good it was! I'm so glad I chose this over that green healthy sh*t.
And now I know how I'm going to get back at Kyle. I'll take back the only thing I love, (Your/name)
(There you go Linda! Sorry for taking so long XD I love you Stan hope you enjoy!!!!💕)
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I Love You Kyle
أدب الهواةYou have loved Kyle Broflovski ever since you moved to South Park in the 2nd grade. You two are freshman now and you've wanted for more that anything for Kyle to love you back. Kyle has been acting strange towards you ever since the beginning of the...
