Is This Love? | Demon Slayer | Kimetsu no Yaiba Oneshots | Headcanons |

| NSFW Alphabet | Tengen Uzui |

Hello people!

Welcome back to more unholy alphabet.

We are reaching the end of this series

I'm not sure if y'all wanted a NSFW chapter with Shinobu and Mitsuri, but if so, let me know ^^

But today we are doing the most flamboyant man in the galaxy, Tengen Uzui!

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I know you're thirsty for some spicy content, so I'll let you enjoy today's chapter.

Let's goooooooo

(Also thanks for 500 reads, I genuinely didn't expect this book to blow up lol)

⚠️WARNING⚠️
This chapter contains smut
Kink mentions, NSFW content,
Spicy content, etc.
If any of that makes you uncomfortable then I suggest you skip this chapter.
Thank you and enjoy.

Genre: Unholy Alphabet

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A = Aftercare
(What they're like after the deed)
Tengen will dote on you after sex, of course.
He'll make sure you're comfortable before going to bed. <3
Just pray that he's in a good mood

B = Body part
(Favorite body part of theirs and their partners)
For his fav body part of his:
prolly his 🍆
(I don't know how to tell you this but that's genuinely his fav body part of his)

For his fav body part of yours:
Your 🍑

(He has wives with gigantic melons but still managed to be an ass person)

C = Cum
(Anything to do with cum)
Loves tasting you, and loves when you taste him.
But anyways he gets horny when you give him the gulp gulp
It gets him riled up.

D = Dirty secret
(A dirty secret of theirs)
He's slept with the most people out of all the pillars.
He also has the largest body count out of everyone in kny.
Save to say he's not a rookie

E = Experience
(How experienced are they)
Incredibly experienced. Again he's most likely slept with the most people out of everyone in demon slayer.
He's well seasoned ngl, it's fine tho I like flavorful meat. (Wait...)

F = Favorite position
(Their favorite position)
He's a missonary man.
Cowgirl also is good. And head
(Again everyone loves head)

G = Goofy
(Are they serious in the moment or are they humorous, etc)
Lil uzi can be humorous.
He'll crack some corny ass jokes here and there.
He'd also do a pickup line that's equally corny.
But as long as he's in a good mood, he'll always find a way to lighten up the bedroom. ^^

H = Hair
(How well groomed are they)
Amazing well groomed.
Everything's clean and smooth under there.
But Tengen enjoys messes.

I = Intimacy
(How are they during the moment)
He's especially romantic.
When he wants to do you he'll have everything in order just for the moment.
Smooth man foreal
Also again he's corny & cheesy so prepare for that.

J = Jack off
(Masturbation headcanon)
Tengen naturally masturbated alot even before he met you.
He doesn't even has a schedule.
That's how often he does it.
Now that you're together, it does it sometimes.
Not as much beforehand, but he figures if he wants some pleasure in that arena he can just have you do that.

K = Kink mentions
(One or more of their kinks)
Spanking, biting, roleplaying because why not, pinning possibly, lingerie, body worship, riding, praising, etc.

L = Location
(Favorite places to do the do)
Tengen doesn't really give a shit where he does you, he'd do you where everyone could see for all he cares.
Matter a fact he'd like that everyone would see, they'd know that you're his.

M = Motivation
(What turns them on, gets them going, etc.)
Similar to Tomioka, Tengen likes when you have everything set up for the occasion.
Normally he'll do that himself but it comes by as a pleasant surprise when you set up the bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, or just wherever you two wanna do it.

N = NO
(Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
He will never hurt you beyond spanks and manhandling or rough sex.
He may be a little rough at times but he won't leave any ever-lasting damages on you (besides hickeys)

O = Oral
(Preference in giving or receiving skill)
He enjoys both, but he likes giving more.

P = Pace
(Are they fast and rough, slow and sensational, etc)
Generally depends on what mood he's in, but mostly he's a mix of the two.

Q = Quickies
(Their opinions on quickies)
Uzui doesn't really mind quickies, but he'd prefer taking his time and savoring the moment.

R = Risk
(Are they up for experiments)
He has no problem taking risks, as long as they don't end in you getting harmed in any way.

S = Stamina
(How long can they last)
He can last very very very long.
I'd say 8 - 14 rounds, and he'd still have energy to do aftercare & to fight demons.

T = Toys
(Do they own toys, do they use them, on a partner or themselves)
Tengen doesn't own any toys nor would he use any.
He thinks it's stupid to spend money on something to pleasure himself when you could do that.

U = Unfair
(How much do they like to tease)
He loves teasing you, he'll get you in the mood in the worst place and then tells you it's a joke.
The thing about tengen is if you actually wanted to do it he'll let you.

V = Volume
(How loud are they)
Not loud at all, he's a shinobi, when you do it the only noises thats gonna be heard is Tengen talking dirty to you.

W = Wild card
(A random headcanon)
The first time you dominated Tengen it kinda caught him off guard, but he liked it.
He'd say something like
"That's my job"

X = X-ray
(Let's see what's  going on under those clothes)
Now this one is gonna be special, mostly because Tengen is the last male in this series. (Kinda)
So this is sadly the last dick we are measuring :(
(Last human dick, anyway)
So with a heavy heart, let us get the ruler.
Soooo yanking the ruler and measuring the size of the eggplant I came to the conclusion that Tengen is packing a whole 7.7 long shlong and a 6.6 inch dick.
Lovely size 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
But say goodbye to your insides and say hello to this wheelchair! ♿

Y = Yearning
(How high is their drive)
High as a kite to be honest.
Sex is like a routine for him at this point.

Z = Zzz
(How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Soo he still has energy to fight demons so yup.

| The End |

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It's time to retire the horny alphabet :(

Just kidding you have no worries because imma start this series again soon except it's gonna be with the upper moons and Muzan Jackson

But hopefully tomorrow I'll release the Shinobu and Mitsuri NSFW alphabet chapters for ya

Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed! Buh bye~

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