//Chapter 4// The death of garfield.

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This chapter is (obviously) written by author #2!

In case anyone needs a refresher, Garfield was on top of the Butt Witch on the Starship Enterprise, practically pulling out her insides, for the second time. Spock was trying his best to seem unfazed, as he thought a reaction would be illogical. Sam, on the other hand was screaming bloody murder, which, I guess it was. Captain Kirk finally snapped out of whatever trance he was under, and was shocked at what he was seeing: a murderous intruder of the bridge. So, panicking, he yelled, "Mr Spock! Set phasers to kill!" So Spock shot Garfield with a phaser beam, and just like that, he was dead. Now, fast forward a few days, and Spock and Sam, along with Colin and Tony, were all attending Garfield's funeral. Spock and Colin were arguing quite a bit, since Colin was angry, rightfully so considering Spock killed his best friend. Spock got tired of it and gave Colin a Vulcan nerve pinch, knocking him unconscious. This, for whatever reason,caused Tony to grow about five times his normal size. "I'm gonna get you!" He said. Spock looked up at Tony and made what, in his case, is a Hobson's choice: to look at the situation logically. "I did not harm your husband. Your reasoning for anger is illogical." "You hurt him!" Spock sighed, unwilling to continue this highly illogical conversation.

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