oneshots clintasha {ON HOLD}

WHAT THE HELL?

natasha woke up the other side of her bed empty and made, she sighed she hated waking up alone but she knew that she and clint had to, so that their secret would stay secret, she got dressed and went to the kitchen, clint slid her a coffee she smiled at him, "are you the only she'll smile for?" asked a new voice, natasha grabbed her gun and tony came to the rescue "jeez little red this is alice kingsley, i'm setting her and clint up" clint dropped his mug and gaped at tony "what? Tony" natasha said "she doesn't mind" said tony "and everyone grab your swimmers" everyone did so, natasha wore a bikini a black one non revealing with the black widow symbol in the middle, jane, pepper and alice wore somewhat revealing bikini's, natasha sat on the side of the pool, "poor clint" said jane "hi jane" "hi natasha, clint looks so bored" "he is" "does he know how you feel?" natasha looked at jane in confusion "i've seen the way you look at him, he looks at you the same way" "jane-" started natasha "tasha, don't lie to me, you love him" "well it would be werid if i didn't love my own husband" said natasha jane gaped at her and tony and thor came and pushed the two girls in, and natasha foot got caught in the filter and couldn't get it out, natasha ran out of air and fell unconciouss, clint noticed and swam over to her, they got her out of the water and onto the side of the pool, everyone was worried except alice she looked bored, natasha coughed and spluttered "i'm gonna kill you tony" clint sighed in relief, "great shes alive can we go back to what we were doing?" clint wasn't paying attention "fuck it" said natasha and grabbed the back of clint's neck and kissed him, he wasn't at all surprised he knew that she would do it at some point, he placed his hand her cheek, when they broke apart, they placed their foreheads together, "what the hell?" asked alice and tony in sync, natasha looked at jane and nodded "they're married" "how does jane know?" asked tony "i told her" said natasha. alice was furious and went to attack natasha who still wasn't at her best at the moment, clint stopped her and jarvis banned her and her family from the tower and any place tony owned and tony and bruce had to pay steve and thor 20 pounds