A/N I KNOW THAT MARVEL IS AMERICAN AND I LOVE IT, BUT I AM ENGLISH SO SOME TIMES THE ONESHOTS WILL BE IN ENGLAND, MEANING THE AVENGERS WILL BE ENGLISH, NATASHA WILL STILL BE RUSSIAN, ANYWAY I STILL LOVE MARVEL AMERICAN OR NOT GREAT FILM SERIES, THIS IS ALSO AN AU STORY ALSO MAIN ATTRACTION WILL BE IN HERE AND CLINT WILL BE THE SINGER-SONGWRITER OF IT BUT UNDER THE NAME JEREMY RENNER
Anastasia, and Charity were sitting in the car with their parents and aunt, the faternal twin girls had to move from America to England, where their father was born and raised before he moved to America, in 2000 he met Russian entrepreneur Natasha Romanoff a descendent of the Romanov dynasty, an entrepreneur at 18 was an accomplishment, and every man loved her, for her body but clint he loved her, for her, not her body. now after 14 years of living in New York City, the three 32 year olds were sitting in the car with the stubborn 12 year olds, not wanting to go because they were
A: related to the most famous author after J.K Rowling, their father, plus he was also known as Hawkeye due to his enhanced sight {he was born with it} and hearing, and most people didn't know he was married with kids so he was known as the hottest bachelor and he was also singer-songwriter of main attraction but no one knew that, he never has any concerts and those that do meet him always end up dead
B: related to the famous Russian entrepreneur, known for her no nonsense attitude, and fighting demander she was known as Black Widow and she scared everyone, she was also the hottest bachelorette, as no-one knew she was married with kids who is known as Scarlett Johansson
C: they didn't look like each other they looked like one of their parents, Anastasia looked like natasha but with grey-blue eyes and Charity looked like clint but with emerald green eyes
"you two will go in with laura and please don't use your smart mouth" said natasha "fine" the twins grumbled and got out the car with laura "aunt laura why are we here?" asked Anastasia "yeah shouldn't we be at the office" asked charity "nope we already filled out the form" said laura opening the door and letting the twins in "ah you must be anastasia and charity Greana" "yes" said laura "wait Greana as in the really pretty lila and cooper?" "yes, they are fraternal cousins" "i would refrain from calling my sister pretty and yeah she is but, you don't get to call her that" said cooper as lila was to shy, she smiled at her brother "have a nice day you four" said laura leaving "why don't you tell us about yourself you two?" asked the teacher "were twins, we lived in America for 12 years but our parents lived there for 14 years, we are cousins to lila and cooper and our Favourite song is Main Attraction by Jeremy Renner" charity said "cool" said the same boy who said lila was pretty "flash be quite" snapped the teacher "go sit down next to cooper and lila" "hey" they whispered "so i take we can't say our cousins are actually the daughters of natasha romanoff and clint barton?" "no" said the twins.
the four were sitting together at dinner {dinner is lunch in the U.K} "why did your dad write main attraction and when?" asked lila quietly "he wrote if for mom in 2001" "we say "mum" here not "mom" sorry girls" said cooper hating how mom sounded in his mouth "fair enough but it might take some getting useful" said charity her America accent obvious "omg" screeched a lot girls voices "Jeremy Renner is having a concert and we get to have an excursion as a whole school" "oh no" said the twins "when is it?" asked cooper "in two days" "bloody hell" said anastasia "and it is also a Q&A" said lila reading the note on the wall "oh dear" said charity.
THE CONCERT 18:00PM TO 22:00PM
SONG: MAIN ATTRACTION
TIME OF SONG: 3 MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS
Q&A TIME START 19:00PM TO 22:00PM
"jesus" said charity after looking at the poster, when their mother came down "omg it is Scarlett Johansson" said one of the girls and everyone minus the twins and lila and cooper took their phones out but Happy Hogan natasha and clints bodyguard came over and covered her from the camera's and took everyone's phones off them "this will be live streamed and people will be able to watch it at anytime but please don't take photo's of Miss Johansson" said happy using the cover story "Anyone with back stage tickets here?" asked natasha, and eyed happy to take the twins back stage "charity, Anastasia" he whispered "hey happy" they replied and saw their father "dad" they said running over to hug him "hey girls" he said as he hugged back. "clint" said natasha "your up" he nodded and kissed his wife and began
Every time I take a ride
I feel alive with nowhere to go
I'm a king of the road
You're the queen of my throne
Riding high day and night
Satisfied wherever we roam
You're the star of the show
You shimmer like goldNow baby let's ride
We got nothing but time
You get all the reactions
You're the main attraction
It's no surprise
God, I like your style
You're the perfect distraction
You're the main attractionRoaming through the city like the track of time
The freedom is mine
Riding the lines
You know how I like it, yeah
Pedal to the medal, I'm your soldier
We can take it for miles
And let it all wild
Just how I like itNow baby let's ride
We got nothing but time
You get all the reactions
You're the main attraction
It's no surprise
God, I like your style
You're the perfect distraction
You're the main attractionNow baby let's ride
Now baby let's ride
Ooh I like your style
YeahNow baby let's ride
We've got nothing but time
You get all the reactions
You're the main attraction
It's no surprise
God, I like your style
You're the perfect distractionYou're the main attraction
"omg what are we going to do for an hour, hang on where is anastasia and charity?" asked lucy "lucy that is a good question come on class we will go ask Miss Johansson" they walked over and saw something they never thought they'd see natasha was hugging the twin girls "Miss Johansson why are you hugging these girls?" asked the teacher "they are my best friend daughters" said natasha "you never said you knew Miss Johansson" said lucy "would you have believed us?" "well no" "they are back here with me do not worry they are safe" said natasha walking back with them, they started laughing "i'm surprised someone noticed we were gone" said Anastasia "nat time for that Q&A" said clint "coming" she smiled "ok people Q&A time so ask some questions i don't have all night" said clint "oi" said natasha hitting is arm "what" "be nice" "mmm no do you know what would be nice spending time with my family" "shut up and answer the questions" "first up" "why did you write the song and who for and when?" asked lucy "why did i write the song? i wrote it because i felt like it, who for my wife..." he was cut off "WIFE!?" the whole area screamed "yes wife, scar" natasha looked up from her phone "what?" she asked "your married to Scarlett Johansson?" asked the teacher "yes" "when did you write the song?" asked lucy repeating part of her question "2001" when a video played in the background
natasha appeared "merry christmas 2007" she whispered when a girl appread about five years old "aunt nat, why aren't the twins awake" the girl whispered "jet lag, there is a time difference between Washington, DC, USA where we came from and the Untied Kingdom, it is only a four hour time difference but the girls didn't sleep at all and they would have been hit with jet lag anyway" "why don't you and uncle clint have jet lag?" "because nat and i are used to time difference nat is from Russia and i am from here as you know" "oh ok" she said wandering off "she may not seem social but she is isn't she?" asked natasha to laura "yeah she natasha yeah she is"
the next video was 2012 and it was a girl, charity
"merry Christmas 2012..." she never finished because she was pulled into the pool "cooper" she said when she surfaced "what?" he asked innocently "you know full well what" "welcome to cousins acting like siblings" said lila "i know right" laughed Anastasia "welcome to Australia the heat has messed with my sister and cooper's head" said Anastasia "haha" laughed cooper and charity dryly "children thats what you are children" said natasha "well aunt natasha we are ten" "well yes but you'd be more mature right?" asked clint "well clint lets say that they act like this cause of their fathers nieces and nephews" said laura. the video faded
"you can't be russian entrepreneur natasha romanoff your famous singer songwriter Scarlett Johansson" "well actually Scarlett Johansson is my pen name and Jeremy Renner is clint barton's pen name" "wait as in famous author clint barton?" "yes" said charity and Anastasia "mom, dad" they said "Ana, Chari" {Chari is charity's nickname} "wait your not Greana family members" "no but we are cousins to lila and cooper" "how" "through me" said laura.
with the identity revealed the family went about their lives as normal
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