"𝘽𝙁𝙁𝙍" 𝘣𝘴𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬/𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤

"𝙂𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙈𝙄𝙀𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙍 𝙁𝙍"

@igaslightpeople has started a private chat with @averagewineenjoyer

@igaslightpeople

Chuuya, Dazai and I divorced bc he annoyed me so now we have to get married 💔

@averagewineenjoyer

I don't want to marry you 💀

@igaslightpeople

What if I got you a dog 🫦

@averagewineenjoyer

... I'm listening.

@igaslightpeople

It's for the greater good and would hurt Dazai's ego 🥰

Did you read that? It would HURT DAZAI 😳🥵😩

That's why we should get married ❤️

@averagewineenjoyer

Never use those emojis and mention that Vagabond's name in the same sentence ever again and we have a deal.

@igaslightpeople

Deal.

Can I give him a personal invite? Pleaseeeee 🥺🥺

@averagewineenjoyer

Only if you send ss.

@igaslightpeople

Yes sir 🫡🫡

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@igaslightpeople has mentioned everyone in "ADA Babes"

@igaslightpeople

Guys, this is big news❗️❗️

I mean a big emergency❗️❗️

@imnotafurry

Oh no, are you ok?!

Where are you??

@thisisnotideal

What happened, how many people do we need to send?

@chainsawmasacremilf

Are you injured in any way?

@hulkbutcoolerandachild

Get somewhere safe if you haven't already!! We'll be on our way, just send your location please :(

@bandagedtwink

Don't die without me Belladonna ❤️

@igaslightpeople

Sorry, but I'm committed to another man Dazai <3

@bandagedtwink