"𝘽𝙁𝙁𝙍" 𝘣𝘴𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬/𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤

"𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏 𝙈𝘼𝙁𝙄𝘼? 𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏 𝘿𝙀𝙀𝙕 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝙐𝙍 𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙃 𝙇𝙈𝘼𝙊"

@averagewineenjoyer has added @igaslightpeople to "Port Mafia Chat"

@igaslightpeople

Average wine enjoyer? That's your username fr fr?

@averagewineenjoyer

Yes, do you have a problem with that punk ass??

@igaslightpeople

Just say ur an alcoholic and move on lmao 💀

@averagewineenjoyer

Why did the boss have to pick you out of all people to be a double agent.

@igaslightpeople

Because I gaslit him into believing I was fit for the job duh 🤭

@averagewineenjoyer

You're the least qualified and yet you managed to convince him.

@igaslightpeople

"Convince"? Excuse you, I just said I gaslit him, not convinced 😒

I'd like to be praised for my sexy traits.

@rashomoun

Nothing about you is appealing, you only got the job because you're a nobody and least expected to be a traitor to the agency.

@igaslightpeople

Omg are you flirting with me rn Akutagawa 😳

@rashomoun

Don't be so delusional, can you not read?

@igaslightpeople

All I saw was how you thought they wouldn't expect someone as sexy and amazing as me to be a traitor 🫦

@rashomoun

You are insufferable.

@cuteassassin

It's really impressive that you were able to get the boss to accept you for a job like this. Usually he sends in someone of higher rank that's actually in the mafia and not some random civilian...

@igaslightpeople

What can I say, there's just something about me 👹

@averagewineenjoyer

Something awful, god it's just like working with that dumbass I used to put up with years ago 💀

@igaslightpeople

Oh you mean Dazai?

@averagewineenjoyer

Don't even mention his name, are you trying to piss me off?!

@igaslightpeople

Dazai and I? We're like 🤞

@averagewineenjoyer

It's been five hours since you've joined the ADA, wtf are you talking about?

@igaslightpeople

He said I was funnier, cooler, and sexier than both of his old coworkers.

(hint, hint: you and Akutagawa were the old coworkers.)

@averagewineenjoyer

That damn mackerel wouldn't know comedy if it hit him in the face.

Don't let the bastard fool you, he's just trying to charm you to let your guard down.

@igaslightpeople

Duh, ik that, I'm a professional gaslighter and girlboss... er.

He can't get me to let my walls down 🐺⛓️🥀💔

@averagewineenjoyer

Don't say things like that, you sound edgy like Akutagawa.

@igaslightpeople

I'll never let my walls down, Chuuya 💔🥀😩

@averagewineenjoyer

I can't believe I have to work with you, this is awful.

@igaslightpeople

I'm used to the pain of rejection 💔💔

@averagewineenjoyer

Stop 💀

@cuteassassin

That's a really good impression of my brother, [y/n]! Can you do me?

@igaslightpeople

Ofc ofc

@averagewineenjoyer

Oh my god.

@igaslightpeople

I am the best assassin, but not the greatest because I'm really humble (but I am the greatest because [y/n] said so). And I am very pretty and cute and everyone loves me :)

@cuteassassin

🥺

@rashomoun

Disgusting.

@igaslightpeople

Gin, your brother is lowkey homophobic 💀

@rashomoun

Die.

@igaslightpeople

ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT 😧