Champions Group Chat

Secret Santa Sorta (Christmas Special)

Okay so before the chapter I want to know If anyone here would like to do a Wattpad secret Santa with chapters. If you'd like that, comment here! (AND DO IT HERE NO WHERE ELSE PLEASE I'M BROKE)

GACMMAZ

Ganon: Guess what time it is?

Link: Time to get a watch?

Mipha: Lunchtime?

Daruk: Midnight?

Urbosa: 5:00 AM? (THAT'S WHAT TIME YOU WOKE ME UP AT GANON)

Revali: Time for you all to stop being stupid?

MimicMarco: Time for an apocalypse?

Zelda: No that was yesterday

FLASHBACK:

MimicMarco: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Zelda: AAAAAAAAH OH NO ITS THE APOCOLYPSE

Daruk: WELL AS LONG AS WE HAVE OUR BROWN MEAT WE'RE OK

Everyone: Oh, yeah we have brown meat

END OF FLASHBACK

Daruk: That brown meat was yummy

Ganon: EVERYONE ITS TIME FOR SECRET SANTA!

Link-------->Urbosa----------->Revali-------------->Zelda----->Daruk----->MimicMarco--->Ganon------->Mipha-->Link

EVERYONE HAS BEEN SEPARATED INTO SOLITARY CHATS

Link: OK I got Urbosa... she probably likes water cuz she lives in a desert.

Urbosa: Oh man I got Revali uh I guess I'll give him this triforce model cause I have it and I don't need it

Revali: Ugh I got Zelda I'll give her a rock cause I hate her

Zelda: I got Daruk I should get him a shield cuz two-handed weapons are overrated

Daruk: I got MimicMarco um Idk I'll get him a noble pursuit

Oh by the way here are their ages in my group chat

Link: 15

Urbosa: 38

Revali: 37

Zelda: 18

Daruk: 50

MimicMarco: ???

Mipha: 15

Ganon: ???

MimicMarco: I got Ganon I'll get him some malice

Ganon: OK I got Mipha I'll get her the ultimate bow cause why not

Mipha: I got Link I can't get him a love letter because I don't want to express my feelings for him so I'll get him some seeds

GROUP CHAT HAS BEEN REUNITED

Urbosa: I got... a water bottle. OK that sucks

Mipha: I want that

Revali: I got a...Triforce model? Boo...

Zelda: I want that

Zelda: I got a rock. BOOOHOOOHOOO I'M SO SPOILED

Daruk: I want that

Daruk: I got a shield yuck shields are overrated

Link: I want that

MimicMarco: I got... an alcoholic drink? I'm ??? years old people

Urbosa: I want that

Mipha: I got the ultimate bow. ARCHERY SUX

Revali: I want that

Link: I got seeds. A love letter expressing someone's feelings would have been better.

MimicMarco: I want that

Ganon: I got malice. YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone traded their gifts.

(except Ganon)

And they all lived happily ever af-UNTIL DECEMBER 25th 2022 WHEN THEY ALL EXPLODED

Merry Christmas everybody!