Omori incorrect quotes because I'm depressed

here we go

Literaly none of these are Christmas related but merry Christmas, enjoy your gift you lovely peps, also yes the tone shifts are frequent, I just wrote as I thought of them.

Aubrey: I'm a lesbian.
Kel: I thought you were American.
Hero: *sigh of disappointment* Kel, why?

Kel: Sunny what do you have?
Sunny: A knife...
Kel: Give me that!
Sunny: *looking at Aubrey and her nail bat*....

Hero: Basil.... how did you know how to tie a noose at 12 years old
Aubrey: Actually yeah, how in the hell did you
Basil: .... hanging things
Aubrey: Well yeah but hanging what
Basil: ....plants

Kel: *pointing at Sunny, Basil, and Aubrey* why are you gay
Basil: I-i just am...
Aubrey: Women
Sunny: Who.... Said I was.... gay...
Kel: *looking at Sunny* You are gay
Sunny: *stares in bi* ok.....

Mari: it's time baby brother
Sunny: ?
Mari: *picking up Sunny up by the armpits* THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFFFFEEE
*insert Everyone laughing while Basil is just worried if Sunny is uncomfortable*

Basil: s-sorry again about your eye
Sunny: .....you literally tried to stab yourself
Basil: yeah but I s-shouldn't have stabbed y-
Sunny: *shutting Basil up with his hand* I don't care... it stopped you from dying

Kel: *chugging a gallon of orange joe*
Aubrey: Is someone gonna tell him that could give him heart problems with all that caffeine
Hero: I already have... multiple times... he just won't listen

Aubrey: I'll speak french between your legs~
Kim: Hottest thing I've ever been told
Sunny: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a penis
Kel: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA, HON HON TITTY CROISSANT
Aubrey: TIDDY CROISSANT
Hero: None of you should ever be having sex
Basil: I-....  W-what is going on

Well, I hope you liked these, I had help with the last one since I ran out of ideas, also sorry if this is awkward it's my first time doing something like this.