Harry potter oneshots and Headcannons

random hc

•Harry has long hair and only reachs 6'0
•Harry and Ginny got a divorce after having lily luna, while they love eachother they both layer realized it wasnt romantic
•Harry kept in contsct with dudley and sent petunia christmas cards
•harrys patronas stayed as a deer, but ine of its antlers was now missing
•Draco competly adores Astoria and Sqorpious.
•Harry and Ron often bocker but allways eachothers back
•Hermonie is a squib decendent of the Blacks
•Harry often dussapears into the muggle world for months at a team
•Teddy often called Harry 'Da'
•Teddy has about 20 percings and at least 50 tattos
•Harry got his frist tattoo when he was 15, Sirius did it for him.
•Teddy is scared of water
•Ginny was the one who named ablus, when he was 17 he changed his name to Remus Harry Potter.
•Lily beat the shit out of Snape and Dumbdore once they died
•James hated strawberries
•Sirius was alergic to nuts
•Remus was severly alergic to blueberries
•The muraders got an aperment together after hogwarts
•Sirius loved star wars but never got ti see and other ones exoect the frist one
• Sirius was a big fan of Abba and Queen.
•Remus oddly enough loved Kiss
•Harry and ginny often calk eachother soul buddies and laugh their asses off
•Ginny figured out she wasnt attracted to anyone romanticly or sexually
•Harry is aromantic but either way wouldnt really want a realtionship
•Strawberried are Harrys favroite fruit
•Marlene was Lilys best friend along with Alice