Harry potter oneshots and Headcannons

beard.

Idea:Lily was James and Regulus beard and their sons surrgorte mother.
Beard: someone knowing or unknowing used as a romantic partner for a homsexual copule not out yet

Lily- 1977
"Hey Lils? Is it pkay if we talk?" A muffled voice asked, i smiled and stroked the owner of said vocies hair, "whats up Jamie?" James burried his head more into my stomah, "Ya know how 'eggie and I arent out yet, due to ya know.." i nod and hum, urging him to continue, "Well, we- if your ok with it of course. If nit thanks okay and i understand if your gonna be upset and never wanna talk again and honestly i wouldnt blame you, oh god-", i smile "Jamie," i gently cut off my brothers ramble, "your rambling." He looks up at me. "S'orry lils. Anyway, Reggie and I were hoping your okay with being our beard?" I rasie my brow, "Jamie clearify," he blushes, "I know you dont see me that way or anyone. A beard if someone who presnds to be someone whos not out of the closet, romantic partner. If your okay with that." I smile, "As long as we explain to remmie and siri. Yes." James leaps up and oicks me up in a giant bear hug, "Thank you lils. So much." He kisses my cheeck and twrils me around. I laugh, hapoy my dork of friend is happy.
Three years later
"Lily thank you so, so much. Mom and dad were... aceptong of Reggie and Is realtionship and gave me a good scolding for 'leading you on'." He gave me a crooked grin, "Until I explained that you had zero want for love or a realtionship." James then looked at Regulas, "If its not to much to ask, would you be our childs surrgote mother? You dint have to have sex, we found somone thag can di it msgicky youd just have ti carry the child and techicly be their bioligical mother. But we wont force you." I sigh and hit James upside the head, he yelped sounding much like a wounded dog. "Of course ill carry yours and reggies brat." The grin he and reg gives me is worth any pain from the pregancy. "Thank you lils."
1981
"I Lily Evans, give everything i own to my son, Harry James Regulus Potter.  I hope the protection you papas and i put on you is enough. Harry is my godson. Let it be known that was the decoy for Volemorts attsck. Let it be known that my secret keeper was Peter Pettgrew, not Sirius black. This is my will and final testament."
James bowed his head, 'thank you Lily for everything, picking up his sin and stablinzing his husband they walked out of grinotts and whent home ti preapre, for the woman who did everything for them, Lily Evans.