I can still taste the salty shreds —
I've been eating kitten food on the Internet to
make myself famous.
I find a following by
posting videos where I eat
and review cat food.
Some brands are just better —
full of flavor, juicier,
easier to chew.
Sometimes I savor the tough meat,
because I need a challenge.
Perverts send me money,
teenagers tell me I'm funny,
and they've asked me to do
red carpet interviews at
the next Met Gala.
"She got ahead by selling out."
It might be true — it might be.
But I only sold out because
I knew you would buy in.
