Brason ;)

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Hi guys. So as you probably guessed this is Brason (just for laughs though) yeah I wrote this in the middle of the night so no judging if it's bad 'kay? Ideas, reviews and comments are appreciated! But well yeah enjoy!
Annabeth: Say it...
Me: Leo help me I don't wanna!
Leo: You kinda have to
Me: *sighs* fine. I don't own HOO or PJO. Just the plot of this one-shot

Piper, Annabeth, and the rest of the seven were at cabin 1, trying to get an idiot to see sense. The funny part was...the idiot wasn't Leo....it wasn't Percy or even Frank or Hazel. No the idiot they were dealing with was none other than...Jason Grace.

"So lemme get this straight. You're dumping Piper, your girlfriend of a year for...a brick?" Asked Leo, snickering at the whole situation. Then yelling "OW!!" when Piper punched him.

"You don't understand!!" Cried Jason, clutching his beloved to his chest and stroking it softly "She's amazing, smart, funny, kind....she's PERFECT"
"She isn't even a she! It's an it!" Piper said, exasperated. Jason gasped and backed away from Piper, the cruel girl who threatened to tear him apart from his sweetheart.

"How could you!!!" He managed to get out "My darling is nothing short of perfect!" He said, rocking the brick back and forth like a baby.

"But-!" Piper's voice faltered as she heard Jason singing...SINGING??!

"Oh, her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shinin'
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her everyday
Yeah"
"HE NEVER SANG BRUNO MARS TO ME!!" Piper fumed, glaring at the wretched brick

"I know, I know
When I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so
Sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?"
I say,"
"Don't you dare!!" Wailed Piper, flinging her arms around Annabeth for comfort, who patted her consolingly on the back.

"When I see your face (face, face...)
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing (amazing)
Just the way you are (are)
And when you smile (smile, smile...)
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause, girl, you're amazing (amazing)
Just the way you are (are)."
"That's it I've had enough!" Yelled Piper, who stomped her way over to Jason and grabbed the stupid brick from his hand. She then got out her dagger and sliced the bricks into millions of different pieces and then with a satisfied smile, handed the pieces back to Jason.

"Darling? Sweetheart?" Jason asked, staring the brick with tears forming in his eyes. "Yes!!! Finally you can get over that stupid object!" Piper crowed. Jason appeared to have not heard her and was still staring at the brick.
"You...you...you look even more beautiful than before" he sobbed, wiping tears of happiness from his eyes.

Everyone's jaw dropped as he scooped all of the remains up and ran outside, him continuing the song...:
Her lips, her lips
I could kiss them all day if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She hates but I think it's so sexy
Piper just sort of slid onto the floor and screamed into a pillow whilst Leo scratched his head and said whilst "Guys I just realised something that Jason ISN'T good at" They all looked at him "He is a TERRIBLE singer" he said, laughing as he could still hear Jason's singing from outside. Piper just screamed some more as everyone else resisted the urge to laugh at the ridiculous situation.

Little did they know however, that outside the Hermes cabin had recorded everything and in the next 5 seconds the video was about to go viral. Not to mention they were getting money off people paying to watch that video. But ah well. As they say, ignorance is a bliss. For example, none of them knew they were live on Hephaestus Tv either. Or that Aphrodite was squealing "OTP! OTP!"

So how was that? If you want me to continue please comment saying so and I'll see what I can do.
ChildOfBooks - yours in demigodishness and all that. Peace out 😜