Brason ;)

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The sky was cloudy but the day was fair at camp half blood, with the clouds parting to allow the rays of sunlight to stream towards the ground.

It was these rays of sunlight that helped a certain god *cough*Apollo*cough* to look down at said camp and see all the sights that were there. And what a sight he saw too.

Near Thalia'a tree was a blond son of Jupiter whispering comforting words to... A brick. A FREAKING BRICK!!

"Baby I swear she means nothing to me" he crooned softly to the brick, hugging it tightly and stroking its sides. "I love you sweetheart don't ever forget that 'kay? Sweetheart? SWEETHEART?" He started frantically asking the brick if she was alright. When she didn't respond he started panicking "My Love! My Juliet! Oh why are you refusing to talk to me? At least let me kiss your sweet plump lips! Please answer back!" He sobbed, still holding the brick to his chest.

He kissed slowly at the top, allowing his lips to stay on longer than necessary as he fought back tears. That's when he noticed that...his beloved wasn't breathing. "NOOOOOO!!!" He screeched, racing towards the Apollo cabin holding onto the brick tightly. The actual God himself was VERY close to burst out laughing at the ridiculous sight in front of him, especially considering the looks of exasperation on his children's face when they saw Jason with that damn brick again.

In fact they were so annoyed that when Jason went to ask them for help, they just slammed the door in his face whilst yelling at the top of their lungs "Jason I swear to all the gods if you don't shut up about that brick we're actually going to melt it down for cement. SO EFF OFF"

The great Jason Grace then burst into tears and ran off, wailing about how cruel the Apollo kids were. "Damn" Apollo thought to himself. "Now that is someone more crazy than all the Titans having tea with the mad hatter whilst the gods rock out to dub step crazy". Chuckling, he then flew away on his chariot, ready to tell his little sis all about it.

So....how was that pile of word barf💩? Once again, written really late at night so...hopefully it wasn't too crappy! Yeah so.....
Yours in demigodshipness and all that - Peace out😜