"Yooooo Bryce wanna go to olive garden" "Liam, there are no olive gardens in Bridgeport" the soda bottle replied back. "There's a secret olive garden at the center of the earth." the backpack said to Bryce. "Liam, what the hell there is no olive garden at the center of the earth." "yes there is, it's in the notes that stone gave me" Liam replied. "Ok bet" Bryce replied back.
They snatched the laptop that texty was inside of and got into the car and quickly crashed it into a telephone pole for the second time. "You're a bad driver" Bryce blurted "I know, I don't have a driver's license" the green backpack replied. "Skill issue in my opinion" Bryce replied "what the hell is going on" a monotone text-to-speech voice said in the backseat. "Quest for olive garden" Bryce and Liam said in unison.
Liam shut texty and put them inside his backpack pocket thing. Liam and Bryce grabbed two shovels out of the back of the car and started digging through the crust of -the earth and about halfway through the crust they stopped for a break."Yowza! That's a long way, about halfway through the crust" Liam blurted. Liam took texty out of himself (because he is a backpack) and opened them, "where are we" the text-to-speech voice said.
"Crust of the earth" Liam replied to texty's question. They eventually made it to the inner core of the earth and looked to find the olive garden. After twenty minutes they eventually spotted the olive garden and went in to dine. They ordered just breadsticks and it was very slow because there was only one person working there. They eventually started to munch on the breadsticks
this is so fucking stupid i swear
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Liam and Bryce go to the center of the earth for olive garden breadsticks
Randomthis was 4 school satire
