Aries: *yelling*
Taurus: Sits there with this weird expression on their face then just starts crying out of N O W H E R E
Gemini: Quietly sniffling and then loudly crying
Cancer: *unnaturally loud scream fest then just breaks down*
Leo: Runs off to be alone because they don't want anyone to see them
Virgo: Their face kinda crumples???
Libra: Mutters something and takes off
Scorpio: Only cries on the inside unless they're REEEEALLY affected and doesn't show it if they do actually cry
Sagittarius: Talking really fast and then just starts crying
Capricorn: Bites lip and looks away
Aquarius: If they can't hide they make a bunch of bad jokes and scream internally at themselves with a resting "GO AWAY" face
Pisces: Wears heart on their sleeve and hiccups
