Zodiac Signs

Why the signs are in prison

Aries- Murdering the president
Taurus- car chase
Gemini- stealing jewelry
Cancer- being acused of murder
Leo- having GIANTIC fields of weed in their backyard
Virgo- not paying taxes
Libra- stealing a child
Scorpio- doing drugs
Sagittarius- killing Santa
Capricorn- exploding a bridge
Aquarius- buying weed from leo
Pisces- assaulting a officer