Aries: nearly burns down the entire kitchen
Taurus: an actual master chef
Gemini: they try so hard to make it perfect but screw some important detail up and get so frustrated they quit
Cancer: tries super hard but just ends up ruining everything
Leo: can't even cook an egg
Virgo: at least they don't burn the house down
Libra: can either be very good or very bad, there is no in between
Scorpio: surprisingly very good???
Sagittarius: Thinks they're amazing but rly it's just toast and microwave meals
Capricorn: best salad chef ever
Aquarius: can literally make whatever they want
Pisces: ends up injuring themselves
