Nsfw headcanons

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Literally just thought of this so bare with me here lmao

Classic:

Top or bottom:
Switch

Favorite position:
Any

Turn-ons:
Lingerie

Hickeys:
No

Random:
He can be gentle but really rough sometimes. Your down for both either way.

Fell:

Top or bottom:
Isn't it obvious? Top

Favorite position:
Doggy style. Yeah, he just likes looking at your ass...

Turn-ons:
You being dominant

Hickeys:
Yes
Where:
Neck, Shoulders

Random:
Although he is top most of the time, there are sometimes where he slips up and you get to be top for a while.

Swap (not blueberry):

Top or bottom:
Switch but prefers being bottom

Favorite position:
Missionary

Turn-ons:
Not really anything but if you asked he'd be down for it

Hickeys:
No

Random:
Even though he is bottom most of the time, you really enjoy when he is top.

Ink:

Top or bottom:
Depends on which vial he takes but usually top

Favorite position:
Valedictorian

Turn-ons:
His vials. You would trail a finger down his stash of vials and grab one, shaking it bit looking seductively at him

Hickeys:
Yes
Where:
Neck, shoulders, and back

Random:
Sometimes Error will join you guys. If he does, be prepared for a long and rough night.

Dream:

Top or bottom:
Top

Favorite position:
G-whiz

Turn-ons:
Romantic kisses

Hickeys:
Only when he is really into it
Where:
Neck

Random:
He is really soft during sex and tries his best to make sure you arn't in any pain.

Nightmare:

Top or bottom:
Come on now, top all the way darling.

Favorite position:
Cowgirl or Reversed Cowgirl

Turn-ons:
Dirty talking and sugestive movements. If you dirty talk to him get ready for a long night.

Hickeys:
Hell yeah
Where:
Anywhere and everywhere

Random:
Sometimes you like to make him horny but do nothing about it. You just want to feel him destroy you.

Error:

Top or bottom:
Switch

Favorite position:
Leap frog

Turn-ons:
You have a stare you like to do. Kinda like the Marilyn Monroe stare. It gets him hard every time.

Hickeys:
Yes
Where:
Collarbone, shoulders, breasts (yup. going all in bois)

Random:
He can get so horny sometimes its crazy.

Dust:

Top or bottom:
Top

Favorite position:
Ballet dancer

Turn-ons:
Dirty actions

Hickeys:
Sometimes
Where:
Waist, and stomach. He likes to tease you.

Random:
If you asked him to rail you he'd do it without hesitation.

Horror:

Top or bottom:
Switch

Favorite position:
The chairman

Hickeys:
Yes
Where:
Neck, shoulders, back, and ear

Random:
He likes to see you in short skirts or clothes that barely cover you.

Killer:

Top or bottom:
Top

Favorite position:
Table top

Hickeys:
No

Random:
He likes to be risky, so expect some public sex. in bathrooms of course.

Cross:

Top or bottom:
Switch

Favorite position:
Wrapped lotus

Hickeys:
No

Random:
He is suprisingly very loud during sex. you need to remind him before-hand to be quiet so you don't wake or disturb the others.

The end






All done! Thanks for reading. I kinda got lazy at the end but oh well... have a nice day/night/evening
Don't give up my lovely lovely puppies

Word count
530 words

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