Duri/Thorn One shots (request is very much please)

incorrect quotes

Solar: *walking into the trouble maker room* hello fellow idiots

Duri: hello solar

Solar: no, no, you're not an idiot

Duri: you underestimate me

Solar: in light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five minutes.

Duri: FORTY FIVE MINUTES?!

Solar:No! Four to five minutes!

Duri:TOO LATE!!!

Duri: why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Taufan: you text me to satanize the house before you get home with gempa..

Duri:...

Duri: I wrote sanitize, taufan

Duri: Top 10 reason why duri is sorry, number 5 will shock you.

Taufan: Top 30 anime deaths, Number one, YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!

Taufan: what time is it?

Duri: I don't know, pass me the saxophone and we'll find out.

Duri: *play sax loudly and out of tune*

Solar: WHO THE FXCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 IN THE MORNING?!

Duri: it's 2am

Gempa: What's a word that is a mix of sad and mad?

Solar: disgruntled, miserable, desolate-

Duri: smad