Duri/Thorn One shots (request is very much please)

lol

Solar: everything you say is stupid.

Duri: solar

~to be continued~

Solar: when I die, donate all my body for science.

Solar: except for my middle finger, give that to hali.

Blaze: I wish I'm a jellyfish..

Ais: jellyfish have no brain, you're already pretty close.

Blaze: I-

Gempa: did you buy eggs like I told you?

Blaze: even better!

Blaze hold out a chicken : look at her!!!

Gempa: what are you doing?

Duri: helping blaze find his donuts I ate 2 hours ago..

Solar: duri can you turn on the light please?

Duri: no need, because you're my brightest brother I need...

Solar:....

Hali: FUCKIN TURN IT ON, WE CANT SEE!

*Duri surprised party*

Hali: move your leg!

Solar: not my fault that you decided to hide with me.

Gempa: be quiet guys!

Taufan: shhh!

Blaze: he is here soon!

Ais: zzzzz

Duri crouching next to gempa: who are we waiting for?

Gempa: where's duri? I been searching for him but I still can't find him...

Solar: wait I got this...

Solar: *yells* can someone hold my hand?

Duri out of nowhere gently hold solar's hand: I'm here :)

Taufan: why can't dinosaur clap?

Duri: because their hands are to sh-

Solar: because they are dead.

Taufan: HALIIIII!!! I did a bad thing!

Hali: does it effects me?

Taufan: no...

Hali: then suffer in silence .

Yaya: one day you will be a father.

Gempa: but I am a father..

Yaya: the elements doesn't count.

Gempa slamming the table: THEY ARE MY SONS

Duri: *crying loudly*

Solar: don't worry duri, One day you'll grow up and learn to hold back your tears

Taufan: are you ok?-

Solar: I'm cold

Ais: just like my heart.

Solar : this is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

Solar: I'm going to bed early today...

Solar:

Solar: is that the sun-

Solar: can you describe the person who shot you?

Duri: yes... He wasn't so friendly...

Ais: be careful while cutting the onions, they will make you cry...

Blaze: NOT IF YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST! *Aggressively cuts onions...

Blaze: hey solar what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Solar: an astyanax mexicanus.

Blaze:

Solar:

Blaze: a fsh, buddy...