Duri/Thorn One shots (request is very much please)

some jokes

Duri: why does solar needs to go to school?
Solar: I swear if it isn't funny-
Duri: so he can get brighter!
Solar: *screams as he bangs his head on a wall*

Duri: why is solar easy to be carried?
Hali: no that's lies...
Solar: duri I'm tired of your jokes-
Duri: because he is very light!
Solar : Hali, pls kill me rn
Hali: ew

Duri: knock knock!
Solar: no
Duri:....
Duri: c'mon Don't leaf me hanging~
Solar: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ais: I like bees.. they can fly freely and make honey..
Duri: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Ais: 👁️👄👁️
Ais: Kau ni sape eh? Duri betul ke ni?

Solar: You can literally call someone a fathead, According to Psychology Today, 60 percent of human brain matter is made of fat.
Duri: I'm in disb-leaf

Solar: fuh... I had stopped blaze from burning down the kitchen... What a relief...
Duri: *appear from no where* don't you mean... Re-leaf?😂
Solar: that's it I'm out-

Blaze: did you know that I prank abang hali! It was so cool!
Taufan: omg!!!
Duri: unbe-leaf-vable
Solar: I swear his puns are getting on my nerves

Duri: solar help me simp-leaf-y this... It's hard..
*Shows his paperwork*
Solar: sure thing... WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!

Solar: I'm done with this anak Pokok

Solar: promise not to do stupid jokes
Duri: be-leaf me I won't

*duri sulking in his room*
Solar: sould I go see him?
Taufan:.. he just wanted to be leafed alone- ayyye?
Duri: *went out from his room* ayyyyye!~

Gempa: can you pick up the phone, duri.
Duri: don't you mean a te-leaf-on?
Solar: JUST PICK THE DAMN PHONE!

Some of the dialogue is from solthornisty   hehehehehe