Remnant's White Fox

Best Day Ever

Team RWBY and JNPR+ are in the cafeteria talking.

Yang: Hey Alan, are you gonna transform against Team CRDL?

Alan: Hmm... Probably not.

Weiss: Huh? Didn't you transform against Cardin last time?

Alan: I was angry. I can fight without the armor.

Ruby suddenly appears and slams a giant binder on the table.

Ruby: Ahem! Sister! Friends! Weiss...

Weiss: Hey!

Ruby: Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream!

Yang: This oughta be good.

Yang catches another grape from Nora and eats it.

Ruby: A dream that one day, the five of us would come together, as a team, and have the most fun anyone has ever had! Ever!

Weiss: Did you steal my binder?

Ruby: I am not a crook.

Alan: She totally did. Your written isn't crossed out all the way.

Ruby: I am not a cro---

Alan shoves a cookie in Ruby's mouth.

Ruby's thoughts: Ooh, cookie!

Ruby finishes her cookie and tries to beg Alan for another one.

Alan: All out. Nora stole all of them.

Nora: I did not! Ok, maybe just a few... Alright, I took all of them.

Blake: What are you talking about?

Ruby: I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang!

Yang: I always kick my semester with a Yang! Eh?! Guys?! Am I right?!

Everyone groans at this.

Alan points Magnum Shooter 40X to his head. 

Magnum Strike!

Pyrrha: Nope!

Pyrrha grabs his gun and holds onto it.

Pyrrha: No ending it mister.

Alan: Please give up on making puns. That was God awful. Can I have my gun back?

Pyrrha: Nope.

An apple hits Yang's head.

Nora: Boooooo!!!!

Ruby: Look, it's been a good two weeks, and between exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year. Our second semester is going to be great! But classes start back up tomorrow. Which is why I've taken the time schedule a series of wonderful event for us today!

Weiss: I don't know whether to be proud or scared.

Alan: Both would suffice, Ice Queen.

Weiss: Oh, shut up.

Yang throws an apple at Nora, but it hits someone else.

???: Hey!

Blake: I don't know, I think I might sit this one out...

Alan: It's Ruby. I doubt she would let you do what you want.

Ruby: Hey! That's not true! I just want to spend time with my friends!

Weiss: Sit out or not, I think we should spend this day together as a group.

Nora: I got it!!!

Weiss: I for one think that---