Ladybug swung from rooftop to rooftop as Chat Noir called her.
"I know i'm on my way I forgot!" She was jumping on every rooftop.
"Ok you better hurry, they are on air in 5." He smirked.
"I know!" She hung up the phone.
She arrived outside the TV station and got to the studio on time, they went air as soon as she sat down.
"I thought you stood me up." Chat Noir smirked.
"You underestimate me." Ladybug shook her head.
"Hello Paris! This is Alya Cesairé! You may not have heard of me before but i'm the girl behind the Ladyblog! This is my first prime time show!" They both turned to Alya as she was introducing herself.
"First Question! Ladybug, Chat Noir, Do you know each others identities?" Alya asked them, she was clearly excited about being on live TV.
"Yes." Chat Noir answered quick.
"Eager?" Ladybug turned to him.
"Yes." He replied.
"Ok, did you have any idea on who eachother was before the reveal?" Alya kept glancing at the rating wristband, she really wanted to keep this show so they had to help the ratings.
"No?" Marinette shrugged.
"I did." Chat Noir sat up.
"How?" Alya asked him.
"I saw a particular person leave a particular place when a particular thing happened." He smirked.
"Ok... Do you enjoy you're kwami's company?" Alya brought back her smile.
"Yes of course, she's very nice to me." Ladybug smiled.
"He's nice but he can be... obsessive over cheese." Chat Noir cringed at the thought.
"...Cheese?" Alya was confused.
"Cheese..." He nodded reluctantly.
Ladybug turned to her yo-yo without anyone noticing and messaged Chat something.
L: We need to find a way to boost the ratings, her dream job rests on this interview.
He turned to his stick and read the message, turned to her and nodded.
"Did you know eachother in real life?" Alya asked them.
"Mhm!" Ladybug nodded.
"Ok let's catch a break and we will continue." Alya smiled and signed off of the show.
"How do we boost it?" Chat Noir asked Ladybug as she was watching Alya talk to the stage assistants.
"I don't know, we have to do something unexpected." Ladybug took a swig of water and threw it in the bin.
"Like what?" He was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed.
"We'll have to think of something." Ladybug shrugged.
"Well do I have my answer now?" He got close to her face with a smirk.
"You'll see." She pushed his nose back and smirked.
"ON AIR IN 30 SECONDS!" One of the directors shouted and they walked back to their seats.
"Welcome back to Exclusive! Alya Cesairé here with Paris' favourite superheroes, Ladybug and Chat Noir! Ok now we are back, let's see what fans have asked from a recent twitter thread." Alya opened screenshared onto the huge screen and connected to a long twitter thread.
"First question, what comes first? The chicken or the egg?"
"The chicken." Ladybug said.
"The egg." Chat Noir said.
"How?" They asked eachother at the same time.
"You need an egg to give birth to the chicken." Chat Noir looked at her.
"Yes but a chicken needs to lay an egg to give birth to the chicken." Ladybug replied.
"But that chicken can't be alive without an egg."
Ladybug threw her yo-yo in the air and it landed on Chat Noir's head.
"Ow!" He rubbed his head.
"All I did was hit some sense into you." Ladybug smirked.
"Yea because I now believe a chicken popped out of nowhere and laid an egg." He shook his head.
"Ok, next question." Alya scrolled down the twitter thread until she found a good question and she smirked.
"Who's going to tell Ladybug that only true loves kiss can break a spell?"
Ladybug went red and Chat Noir let out a high-pitched chuckle.
"Uhm..." Ladybug didn't exactly know what to say.
"Isn't that a rhetorical question?" Chat Noir collected himself and asked Alya.
"Still a question." Alya laughed.
"... uh the commenter... I don't know?" Ladybug didn't know what to answer. Alya had nearly full ratings, they needed to get her to full to secure that job. She was scrolling down the thread once again until she found a good question.
"Are you two more than friends?" Alya looked up from her tablet. Chat Noir turned to Ladybug with a raised eyebrow, sneakily messaging something to her.
C: Looks like I get my answer now :)
L: Don't rub it in.
"I'll let Ladybug answer that one." Chat Noir smirked.
«Ratings! Ratings!» She thought to herself, she was going to have to answer now or the ratings may drop.
"Yes." She answered and quickly looked away from the camera to hide her blush.
Chat Noir's cheeks went a tiny bit red but he could tone it down.
"Well you heard it here first Parisians! Ladynoir is official!" Alya shouted down the camera.
"Ladynoir?" Ladybug collected herself and looked back at Alya.
"Yea, your ship name?" Alya laughed.
"S-Ship name?" She stammered.
"Yes? You've never heard of it?" Alya asked.
"Woah we have a ship name?" Chat Noir sat back up, clearly intrigued.
"Yes, you do." Alya smiled.
"W-Wow ok-" Ladybug sat back.
"Next question, how long do you talk between missions?" Alya was frantically checking her wristband once again.
"Our conversations aren't long." Ladybug took a swig of her water.
"No, but you know what is." Chat Noir spoke up out of nowhere, Ladybug spat out her water and Alya covered her mouth.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Ladybug shouted.
"Did I say that out loud?" He looked at her "Oopsies."
A loud ring came from Alya's wristband. That comment have them full ratings.
"YOU BITCH!" Ladybug stood up and started to attack him, while he protected himself with his stick.
"I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY STICK!" He yelled.
"And that, folks, is time for a commercial break." Alya a a laughed and shut off the camera.
They finally calmed down and was both drinking their water.
"You said boost the ratings." Chat Noir said.
"Yea, I said boost the ratings not sexualise us!" She whisper-shouted.
"Well it worked, she's over their right now taking an internship!" He pointed to Alya dancing in happiness.
"They were other ways to do that." She swigged another water.
"You didn't have to nearly murder me." He whispered.
"That also boosted the ratings though." She spun her water.
"So did my very helpful comment but you're attacking me over that." He tilted his head.
"Whatever." She looked away.
"Hi! Sorry but I have to cut the interview short, but thank you so much!" Alya said from behind them.
"Oh it's no problem, have a nice day." Ladybug waved as Alya ran out the studio.
"We are leaving." Ladybug grabbed his hand and stomped out of the studio.
"Why the rush?" He asked her, still being dragged by her.
"The press is bound to arrive soon and I don't want those questions." She arrived outside and threw her yo-yo to a nearby rooftop, with Chat Noir following on his stick.
"I like the press." He shouted.
"Ok you go back and answer their unusually personal questions then!" She shouted back.
They both landed on a rooftop and sat down.
"Unusually personal? What do you mean by that?" He asked.
"Well let's just say one of them asked for my bra size." She was looking at the growing crowd of press outside the TV building.
"Isn't that illegal?" Chat Noir was confused.
"No because it's perfectly legal to ask a minor a sexual question isn't it?" She looked at him.
"Good point." The cat replied.
"We left just in time." Ladybug was looking at the flashing lights infront of the tall glass buildings' door.
"Wow that's a huge crowd." His eyes widened. Ladybugs yo-yo started to buzz.
"Alya is calling me." She panicked.
"Well we better go back." Chat Noir shrugged and kissed Ladybug on the cheek, and then extending his stick, vaulting into the distance. Her cheeks grew a red tint as she swung back home.
