Chapter One - Woah There, Cowgirl!🤠

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by yeehawgeorgia

by yeehawgeorgia

It was a cool winter evening in the late 80s when my boyfriend dumped me at the Cher concert and ran away into the darkness. I decided to step forward towards the great and powerful Cher, surely SHE could offer some divine intervention.

Suddenly a man (he looked like Jesus - this surely must've been a sign) pushed past me and I fell head over heels, quite literally!

"Woah there, cowgirl!"
I looked up into eyes that resembled deep blue pools. Not just any ol' eyes. These were the eyes of Cher's MOM, Georgia! And with that, my heart seemed to Holt.

"Lucky I caught you there," the honky tonk woman seductively whispered into my ear "you could've hurt your gams." I struggled to form a reply, shaking in her strong arms.

'You wanna dance, partner?' growled the blonde, 'this one is my favourite!'

My heart thudded in my chest as Georgia adjusted her cowboy hat to a jaunty angle before swinging me into the crowd. "By the way lil' lady, I didn't ask. What's your name?"

"Y/n"

The older woman winked at me before saying "Pleased to make your acquaintance, Y/n. I'm Georgia - just a regular ol' honky tonk woman."

The sound of 'gypsys, tramps and thieves' reverberated through Cher's dulcet tones right into my heart. As we swung around the dance floor I prayed that the night would never end.