Denki Kaminari

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Denki Kaminari || My Hero Academia

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Denki Kaminari || My Hero Academia

wassup!, crack?, not serious at all, sexual innuendos, bro thinks you're a girl

"I'm telling you dude, she's so fine," he exclaimed with aggressive hand movements. "she got cake too."

"Bro shut up, no one cares about your imaginary girlfriend." His friend mumbled out, rolling his eyes in the process. Denki started to complain that she wasn't imaginary, not his girlfriend (but man did he wish she was), and that he'd show him since he obviously doesn't believe him.

"Just imagine this okay," he started again, "you walk into a coffee shop, it's almost deserted save for an old couple and a girl sitting in the back alone. You decide to get an all black coffee because you have no taste whatsoever,"

"...why're you saying it like that?"

"Like what?"

"Like you've never touched a girl in your life and read or write fanfics all day because you dream about having this type of scenario happening to you." It was quiet for a moment, only distant chatter can be heard from people walking around them. "...too real?"

"Nah dude, that was just a low blow man. Low blow.."

"My bad b, I'll give you the qwak qwak later as an apology." He immediately brightened up from his previous solemn vibe.

"Bet."

He took a bite from his crepe, "continue."

"Anyways, after getting your coffee you decided to sit down at a two-seated table a few feet away from hers. You noticed she was reading a book called 'I Felt A Funeral, In My Brain' by Will Walton. You saw the book while passing by to get to the hentai collection in a book store before, it's orange and black cover caught your attention."

"Can you hurry the fuck up? Lunch ends in like 5 minutes, and personally I go to the gay section immediately." His friend scoffed, "plus I gotta take a mad piss."

"Use me."

"What?"

"..what?"

"Look, I'm not trying to ruin your career as a wattpad writer, but seriously hurry up."

(loud flashback sound)

You couldn't help but notice a wack ass guy with an equally wack ass haircut continuously stare at you, like he was stuck in a trance. Did he find out you're a dude? Was the bulge from your huge cock under your skirt giving it away or was it something else? Either way, you kinda liked him staring at you as if he was undressing you in his mind.

"You wanna tell me why you're staring at me?" You questioned, eyes practically staring into his soul as he sheepishly nodded before taking the seat in front of you.

A light blush was on his face before casually asking, "can you be the pie to my cream?" You stared at him for a moment, increasing his anxiety as he thought about being a pussy and running away.

Smirking at him with a slight tilt to your head, you turned it back on him. "Only if you can be the warm to my cock."

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