¡CRACKHEADS! (S.T. x fem rdr)

𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 .6

This better be the last fucking bAcKsToRy thing im getting tired of making this part

AND I STILL HAVE TO MAKE THE UA INTRO FUCK-

Just so you know this ones gonna suck more than the others bcs im rushing through it lmao
Im also proboably gonna keep slacking off on parts too so

Colin if your still reading this I will not hesitate to burn your rwilight sparkey collection.

-3rd person-
AIZAWA'S POV

After he had finished signing the papers, he headed back to the toddlers's hospital room.
"Knock knock", he said in a playful tone.
Why did this mf feel so happy he just basically stole kids from a dead woman-
"Hi, mister!!", they exlaimed from their beds.
"Hey, kiddos. We ended up finding a place for you to stay.", he said, trying to act serious.
The two looked down, disappointed.
"But I don't wanna...", Y/n's small voice whispered.
"But your gonna have to..you dont really wanna live alone do you? Sure, you two will have eachother, but who will take care of you?", he said in a fake solemn voice. Damn this mans getting kinda bitchy💀.
"I dunno.."
Hitoshi looked infuriated by this information.
"We can't just stay with random people! Mama always said stranger danger!! What if they're bad!? Plus we have friends!! What if we can't be with them anymore!? Plus they're proboably just boring old people!!" his little voice went on.
The hero's mouth fell wide open. First of all, he didn't know four year olds could even speak that fast, second of all, what the fuck man😔✊
"Hey! I'm not a boring old person!"
It took the children a minute to register this information. Hitoshi's furrowed brows and frown then morphed into an overjoyed grin, along with Y/n's gloomy one.
"Wait, does that mean your taking us?" Y/n's squeaked.
"Yes, that does mean i'm taking you kids.", he said, a cheeky grin plastered on his face.

From there they started looking at different houses together to see what they liked that was a reasonable price. The children insisted on a two story, but there was no way he was paying for that.

(He ended up paying for that.)

The next day he went to review a house the pair particularly favored. It was a two story house with a pool and garden contained in the massive backyard. Upon looking around, he noted that it really was a nice house. Considering they had mentioned they wanted to share a room with eachother is was also very unnecessarily big. But the kids really wanted it. But..it was really more than he wanted to spend. 'Fuck I cant get this, its way too expensive.'
(stop acting like you actually care about that you pussy)
'Hey! Im not a pussy! And where the fuck did you come from?'
(Oh please, your head over heels for those little shits. You really don't care how expensive the house is, your getting it for the kids anyways.)
'...'
(exactly.)

Anyways-

(You can clearly tell im bored)

The hero ended up making a deal with the owner and buying the house for cheaper. That deal would never be spoken of again.

After about a week, the children were discharged from the hospital. As soon as they were, he immidiately took them to the new house that they would soon be able to call home. He made them hot chocolate, which they wouldn't accept until he added whipped cream and specifically rainbow mini marshmallows, and sat them down on the main couch in the living room. Which he had also bought in an unnecessarily big size (he's definitely broke after all this shit). Snuggling up in a big warm blanket, the three began to watch one of the kids's all time favorite movies, Yogi Bear (ITS ONE OF MINE SINCE I WAS A KID DON'T JUDGE ME😭).

After the movie, the trio decided to just stay on the cozy couch wrapped in the fuzzy blanket for a while. Snuggled up into their hero, the two began to dwell on something.
"Can we call you papa?", Y/n said in a small voice, almost sounding embarassed or guilty asking him the question.
He didn't even know how to respomd to her, and I don't really think "ohshitfuckfuckfuckshitwhatthehellohshitididntthinkaboutthis" is a valid answer. So, he sat there for a second, thinking about it, which slightly worried the two. 'fuck it, i got kids now. Sorry dead lady and not sorry asshole in jail.'
"Yeah..yeah, you can.", he said with a stupid, yet soft grin smile thingy on his face.

And that's how to steal small innocent children from a deceased woman and dickhead man.