"fuck out my way enano"
Maria Sanchez is back in her hometown San Francisco running into her childhood rival Diego Lainez and childhood best friends. She is offered to be an assistant while being a streamer.
Yall I was really fucking bored and deci...
Me and Diego are the first to wake up while Kevin is dead asleep looking like those babies that suck on their thumb while they sleep lmao. "Enano want pancakes?" "Stop with that annoying as name were both the same height" Diego says. "Don't tell me what I can or can't call you pelon, dont think Kevin wouldn't tell me you went bald once." He yells in the living room "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW???" "Kevin told me yesterday when you went to go get redbull for yourself and him pelon." I start laughing hard to a point I can't fucking breathe because all is replaying in my head is a photo Kevin showed me when we were at the liquor store. "Enano I either call you enano or don pelon por que los piojos te atraparon" at this point idk how tf Kevin sleeping with our noise because I'm just rolling on the floor laughing while Diego glares at me. "Enough laughing chiquita" he says and he starts tickling me till we hear Kevin say "I'm hungryyyy I want McDonalds breakfast." "Okay toddler we'll go, as soon as Don Pelon stops tickling me" I was going to start laughing hard again till he says "Im hungry too lets go to McDonalds." We both get up and I look at him dead in the eyes and start picturing the bald picture and start laughing. He slaps my shoulder playfully and I grab my keys and lock my apartment.
"Wheres your car I only see mine and Diego's car"Kevin says. "Are you fucking dumb theres only 3 cars in the parking lot 1 being yours and 1 Diego's do the fucking math and look which car were driving idiot" I tell Kevin, how the hell he got principals honor in elementary and I didn't tf. "Dam I didn't know you were still sticking to the camaro car style since you were a teen" Diego says. "Get in and yeah plus my precious car looks beautiful in the takeover videos" I tell them and Diego sits in passenger and Kevin in the backseat sitting in the middle for some reason. We start driving and Kevin yells "MARIA ITS 10:50 WERE NOT GOING TO GET BREAKFAST MCDONALDS" all pouty so I speed up to shut him up because if he doesn't get what he wants he will complain about everything.
I make it in time and order through the drive thru and ask them what they wanted "This is what you owe us and I'll have aaaaaa mcmuffin and 2 hashbrowns with orange juice" Kevin says, "and you Diego?" I tell him. "I'll get the Delux meal with a hashbrown with a chocolate frappe" he says. "So mam welcome to McDonalds were only selling the breakfast meal right now and don't be a dumbass who ordered a happy meal right now" the guy who was speaking did not have to tell me that lmao. "Okay um can I have 2 mcmuffins 4 hashbrowns along with orange juice and 2 frappes one chocolate and the other mocha size medium" I tell the worker that and he says "will that be all?" "Yes." "Okay pull up to the next window" as soon as I start to pay Kevin's dumbass connects to the aux and starts playing those cuppcake remixes on full volume and the worker heard and said "Heres your card mam-" he was trying so hard to not laugh. I was taking the aux away from Kevin and he yells "DIEGO TOLD ME TO DO IT" Im on the next window waiting for my fucking food and I start smacking Diego's shoulder saying how he embarrassed me. Diego took Kevin's phone and connected it to aux again and started playing the remixes and I hear "Mam your food", I get the food and roll my window and and I hear the same dude who took my order say "yall gay ass hell" I drive back to the apartments with some light music in the background, "Tonto por que me avergonzaste en publico pendejo" I tell Diego and I hear Kevin say "Can I have my foodddd." "Wait till we go to Maria's house fatass" Diego says. I start trying so hard not to laugh at that remark.
We make it to my house or apartment whatever and were eating in my kitchen and we all had one bite of our food ONE FUCKING BITE AND KEVIN GOES "bro this food making me wanna poo I'll be back." Diego says "You still owe me chiquita", I tell him "how Don Pelon?" He says "maybe a little peck on the check eh?" I start blushing, I think I looked like I was more red than the fucking koolaid man.
Diego's Pov:
I can't believe I fucking said that, was a bold move but I forgot we were rivals. She looks cute when shes blushing. "Fine by me enano" she says while I almost spit out my frappe. "Im back from taking the worlds heaviest shit ever bro the poo was stuck in my ass-" Kevin says and I completely spit the frappe on the table laughing so was Maria laughing. "Your going to clean that up pelon" Maria says. "Im not pelon anymore let it goooo" I said annoyed.
Authors Note:
LMAO I SAW THIS ONE TIKTOK VIDEO EDIT IN A CLASSROOM WHERE DIEGO AND NEYMAR JR WERE FIGHTING IN CLASS AND NEYMAR GOT IN TROUBLE BY THE TEACHER AND NEYMAR JUMPED OFF THE SCHOOL ROOF AND IT JUST SHOWS HIM FALLING SLOWLY WHILE ON THE GROUND IS THE TEACHER AND DIEGO BALD WATCHING. 💀
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Im talking about this LMAO this stayed in my head so it gave me motivation to write about it
