Rivals✩ Diego Lainez

Lazy ass

Maria's Pov:

It feels like we slept an entire day but I struggle to get my phone from the sheets since Diego kept me caged in. As I grab my phone he flips over while holding me and I try moving out of his touch but I ended up sitting up while he sleeps on my stomach while holding my waist to keep me from moving since when I tried he kept mumbling stuff I couldn't hear clearly. I checked the time at it was 11:39 and I hear a knock out from the door and I shake Diego saying "enano someone is knocking go check" shaking him and he finally gets up and hands me a shirt and puts a shirt and sweats on and says "check in the kitchen if I have anything to eat." 

While we both go out the room I head into the kitchen as I watch  him open the door from afar. He opens the door and it turns out to be no other than Kevin, "I missed you culo muncher" Kevin says in a girly voice and Diego says "I missed you big daddy boss" giving the same energy back while I just make a face showing I was traumatized and said "yall both gay asf I don't even know if it's a joke anymore." Kevin comes in and sits in the couch and says "and you and Diego are lazy to read my messages" in a pouty tone. "We were literally asleep and I'm hella lazy to do anything" I tell him. Diego sits next to Kevin on the couch and Kevin goes "okay whatever Im hungry and I came to wake ya asses up because yall are some lazy ass people and I wanna annoy you love freaks" and I was going a shade of light pink & close to throw him a fuckin egg. So I told him "Im making eggs with sausage want some?" he nods yes and I hear Diego yell "WHAT ABOUT ME." Swear to god they  act like little kids when they are next to each other.

I tell him "no need to yell like a kid and I'm making some for you too dumbass" and they turn on the TV and watch some random cartoon show. I finished cooking and place their food on the table and they start running towards the table eating. I look for the tapatio and some orange juice and place them oth on the table and I grab cups to pour for them and then start eating.  We all finished roughly around 20-25 minutes  and Diego does the dishes and Kevin hasn't finished his juice so right when Diego was done washing he barely gave Diego the cup and yelled "PENDEJO COME AND CLEAN THE CUP"  while I stand there Kevin goes and cleans the cup and Diego grabs my blanket and lays on me. Kevin's done cleaning the cup so we watched Victorious as a joke but Kevin was so into the show while me and Diego kept making fun of the characters.

We ened up watching the show for 3 hours and I got bored so I forced them to download COD mobile and play with me. We played in our own  game room lobby playing free for all and they were raging mad because I had better weapons than them. So to make it fair for them I used the butterfly knife so they would stop complaining but they still lost to me by  of course me being 1st Diego 2nd Kevin 3rd.  We played that for a good hour and a half till Kevin got really mad  that Diego killed him  by headshot and threw his phone across the room and said "I don't wanna play anymore I wanna play roblox so download it losers." Me and Diego downloaded it and we played da hood and we had voice chat but our mics were muted and I 1v1 this preppy irl and she goes "FUCK YOU UGLY ASS NOOB" and died and I thought of how you can change your look in the game and I didn't want Kevin looking better than me in a game so I bought $25 worth of robux. I changed my character to a hello kitty looking suit with the polar bear suit that's layered with  a hello kitty head hoodie and got some other stuff and hair of course.  Eventually I got bored so I fell asleep on Diego's lap and they watched a kids movie while I took a nap.

Authors Note:

I want a monster so bad rn but anyways my fyp on tt is flooded with those edit memes of the "naw jit trippin" or those rose de Guadalupe edits with football players. 💀