I woke up to my alarm and wiped the crust from my eyes. Put on my clothes. And brushed my teeth. Looked at my phone and saw Squidward had texted me that he would pick me up at 10:45 to go to Fancy! Before I knew it there was a knock at my door. It was squidward. I got in my car and we started talking about work. We arrived and got seated at a table. I got spaghetti and squidward got salad. Little does he know the dressing has been replaced with my semen, when I went to the bathroom I snuck it into the salad. Squidward had seemed to be enjoying it. My spaghetti was pretty good, but squidward was acting strange. I asked what he did to the spaghetti and he said he period blooded into it. Now it tasted even better that I knew what it was. I love eating period blood!
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