ONESHOTS

🟢 1st: Piggy - FNaF 1

Bonnie casually sleeping as Freddy busts through door
"BONNIE!!!"
"Tf do you want, fat ass bear?"
Freddy grabs bonnie out of his bed and slaps the shit out of him
"HEY! TF IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" bonnie yells and dropkicks Freddy
"hey Bonnie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Freddy whispers in Bonnie's ear
"No!" Bonnie says while crossing his arms
"Come on bonnie!" Freddy responds while nudging him
"I'm not committing a mass genocide with you again Freddy!" Bonnie says while pushing Freddy away from him as chica busts through the door
""AGAIN"?!" Chica yells to Bonnie and Freddy
"YOU HEARD NOTHING" Bonnie yells back while kicking chica out of the stratosphere
"hey guys" says a pig walking in
"tf are you?!" Bonnie yells
"Stay back!" Freddy screams while throwing the nearest object at the mysterious pig figure
"My name is Georgie!" The mysterious silhouette responds back, edging closer to Bonnie and Freddy
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DEMON!" Freddy screams out while running in the opposite direction
"YAR! KEEP IT DOWN WILL YA?!" Foxy yells out
"It's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm most likely 15, idk" says the fucking abnormally tall fat pig
"How tf are you only 15" says bonnie while backing away
"And? Wtf are you? A robot or some shit?!" The pig calls out
"yes" bonnie responds as another blocky character peeks through the door
"oh great! Now there's two of them!" Bonnie says while smashing his head in the ceiling and grabbing a cinder block and smashing it on Freddy's face
"And tf is your name?" Bonnie says while slamming his body on the wall multiple times
"Giraffy, my name is Giraffy" Says the giraffe looking guy with a neck longer than mine
"your parents really did run out of ideas did they?" Bonnie says while the giraffe runs away as the words come out of Bonnie's robotic stupid ass mouth
"Oh great, you scared him away!"
"what tf is he? A special needs ni**a?" Bonnie responds back while grabbing the pig and smashing his face on the hard concrete floor
"HEY!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" Yells the small georgie while his nose is bleeding, his big sister with a seemingly "infected" appearance walks through the door
"Hey, back off!" Bonnie just looks at her and then proceeds to dropkick her out of the atmosphere, a wolf and a raccoon bust through the backdoor, one holding a crowbar and the other a gun.
"WOAH TF?!" Says the stupid ass 1iq robot bunny as he t-poses and disappears faster than your dad when you were born
"Wh-"
"Don't ask" says the Georgie smaller than your will to live