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Firt thing you need to know about nothing

Hi there, I am your go to person to find out the best thing to do to eliminate nothingness.

First thing to know about nothing is that it is impossible to be doing nothing, even when your dead your doing something, such as decaying. On a more positive note it is easy to think you're not doing anything at this point in time but I'll give you many things that you are doing right this second.
1. Breathing (don't hold your breath just to be smart)
2. Reading (sorry had to have that one)
3. Living (don't try to say anything against that it won't work in your favour)
4. Dying (well it is inevitable you'll die one day)
5. Waiting for me to say something stupid (if your not then what's wrong with you)
7. Thinking (if you're not thinking I know that I'm strange)
6. Realising I put 7 before 6 (do it again if you stopped)
8. Being in a Circadian Rhythm (human sleep pattern)