Hidden World

The Hidden World.
Full of vampires, werewolves, demons, angels, witches, trepanner—
Those, are not tools in woodwork.
Yeah, I searched and that's all I could find. Apparently their actually our saviours or something and um, you know,
Kill demons and all.
So, yeah, pretty much the Hidden World is full of things trying to kill you. Like, all the god damn time, over and over and over again. Its kinda ridiculous. I mean, just give us a break will ya? Time-out? Breather? But no, course not, nope, we'll just try and eat your face off again! For real!
Mate, its worse than Australia.
And, like they don't even have the cool monsters that I wouldn't mind existing.
Nope, no centaurs.
Nah, no giants.
Nuh uh, no marshons.
Nada, no dragons.
And I still don't know if zombies exist.
No one will tell me. They just keep giving me blank are-you-stupid looks. I don't know if that means I'm stupid for thinking that or that its obvious.
Ah, great friendships.
If only demon hunters liked me...
Maybe then it could be a friendship.
Ah, nope, not gonna happen anytime soon.
But yeah, the zombies are unknown.
They wanna kill us in movies and all so its still a maybe.
Oh, wait,
You don't believe me?
Why!?
What, you've never almost had your neck ripped out by a psycho vampire before?
Let. Me. Guess.
You've never been charged by a demon dog either.
Pfft.
Hahaha.
You haven't lived.

So, seriously, listen here, human scum.
Its called the HIDDEN World for a reason.
It's HIDDEN.
Pronounced: Hid•den
Spelt: H-I-D-D-E-N
Hidden.
Like, from you.
Its hidden from humans.
No shit sherlock.
God,
Silly humans.

Oh, so now I bet your wondering why I know this.
Cause you stupid.
Sorry, human, but its true.
If you haven't realised, I'm NOT human like you are. Like, I thought I was. But yeah, I'm not.

Why?
Well, because I am.
What am I?
Well, I'm actually a little uncertain.
How do I know I'm not human?
Well, that's a long story.
You wanna hear it?
Okay, well, here goes nothing.

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