My Child on the most dangerous SMP

Extra Chapter 2 : Cravings of Minecraft's Greatest Assassin

"branzy"

"Branzy wake up"

"Ugh" I open my eyes and turn to the side to see my pregnant husband Clownpierce awake. "What is it love?".

"I want golden apples branzy". I groan. Why did I get him pregnant.

"It's to early Clown it's 1am go back to sleep please we can get some in the morning."

I push myself up and clown looks at me with puppy dog eyes. "please Branzy please for your child and I". He begs

He's very adorable like that but I have built a resistance to puppy dog eyes. "No Clown go back to sleep."

I lay back down and as I'm about to close my eyes a knife is imbedded into my pillow. I yelp and quickly get up.

I look at clown and he's glaring."now go get me Golden Apples NOW!" He screams

Now I may have a resistance to his puppy dog eyes and him being adorable but I can never go against his scary self. I mean he may be 6 months pregnant but he could still kill me easily.

"Sure darling" I quickly get off the bed and go to our Kitchen Chests to check to see if we have any. We have nada apples but I know we have gold in the side chest.

I sigh I would like to go back to bed but then i would have to deal with a scary, evil,mad Clownpierce and I may be the other parent to our child but he's not afraid to go after me and remove some limbs.

I get out of our small cabin in the middle of nowhere and start destroying leaves until I get a apple.

Fate seems to not wanna make me live because 30 minutes later and 5 trees there's not a single apple.

I sigh and start another tree before I hear the waddling of Clown walking out of the door.

I quickly stop and run towards him. "Clown what are you doing here you should be in bed!"

He grumbles "you were taking to long Branzy"

I kiss his head and smile "I'm sorry it seems that I can't find any apples".

He looks behind me to the mess of leave less trees. "I can't tell now let me help".

"No no your pregnant you should be resting" he glares at me "are you calling me incapable branzy".

I chuckle nervously. "No never Im just worried about the baby that's all I promise".

His glare lessens. "Fine but I'm still getting the shorter leaves."

I nod and we get to work. Not even 5 minutes later clown finds an apple.

I grumble while clown smiles smuggly. "Your a useless husband branzy huh."

"I'm sorry " I bow my head. He chuckles and kisses me "it's fine now go make my apple I'm tired I'm going back to the bed ok."

I nod and he walks away.

I go to a crafting table and it's quickly made. I walk back to the bed where clown is laying down .

I hand it to him and he kisses me "thank you branzy."

I just smile and lay down. I almost doze off again when Clown gets close to me and I cuddle him.

"Night branzy love you".

"Night Clown love you too" and I doze off.

Author note - before anyone strangles me for not updating the main story a major case of writers block for this au has come so I've been working on my other books.

This au was requested by anonymous and I thank her again for asking for this au. So commenters who liked this story Type Queen 3 times as a thanks.