My Child on the most dangerous SMP

20

One month later

Rekrap Pov

"And then clown-" I tune him out ignoring his fucking simping over the clown and his body.

God I wish I didn't know.

What do I wish I didn't know?

Everything

You see after I was told of their relationship along with the pregnancy they left and disappeared which caused a panic with a server wide manhunt.

Because of the nature of the manhunt I needed to keep in contact with them to let them know when it was safe to leave considering there is traps and guards on all server exits currently.

After getting into contact with Branzy I assumed I would only have to talk to him to give him updates about the manhunt.

What i didn't know is that he thought that was an invitation to talk to me whenever.

And since he really has nothing going on these days he can only talk about 2 things.

Clown and the baby.

At first I liked hearing about the pregnancy. It have me piece of mind that maybe we will all have a happy future.

But I cross the line when I hear about his hormones and how clown deals with it.

And at first it wasnt bad it was just about his cravings but then it got worse.

Branzy for some reason in his hormone addled brain decided to tell me his fucking horny all the time.

And then he proceeds to tell me about his sex life.

After getting traumatized the first time and learning too much about clown I decided to try to shut it down. You know make him stop talking about it.

That for some reason caused a mental break down and him wondering if clown enjoyed the sex.

Which not only made me deal with his breakdown in order for clown to not hunt me down I had to hear about his sex life.

Of course the dirty liar Branzy is clown thinks it's about his eating habits and not his sex life.

God this couldn't get any worse.

But then it did.

When only minutes after hanging up on Branzy I get dragged away by Parrot and the other members.

Yes I mean dragged.

Thankfully before they could look at my communicator I crushed it.

So only one good thing came out of this.

And that was I didn't have to hear about Branzys and Clowns sex life for a while.

Authors note - yes did I mention sex and make it implied? Yes I did. Do I care? No. Listen up your all big boys now ok your reading an mpreg story so suck it up when sex is mentioned and don't complain about this fic not being pg or something because remember this is a literally mpreg that will have a birth scene.