Wonderland's Twelve Days of Christmas

tenth day of Christmas

"Ten lords a leaping? Who wants to see that?", Cheshire asks as if it was the most outrageous thing he's ever heard.

"Well it's gonna have a little twist. It won't just have lord's", carol replied.

"Oh? Like?".

"Not telling you".

"Why not?".

"Because pal is reading this right now and it'll spoil the surprise".

Cheshire grumbles and looks for the Chesh kits.
Five of the kittens play with a ball of yarn while one cuddles with it.

"Aww!", Pal coos suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

Their catty blue eyes brighten when the kits squeal ,"chesh- pal!".

They all disappear and reappear all over pal knocking them over.

"No fair! There's sux of you and one of me! Wait! Carol can I still clone myself ?".

"Afraid not. I'm letting you die of cuteness overload".

"If I'm going down you're going down with me".

As Pal says this three of the kits grin and leap onto carol attacking her with cuteness.

The kits nuzzle and lick the two while chewing on their sleeves.

"Kits. Behave", Cheshire scolds the kits.

"Yes chesh-mamma!".

The kits stop what they are doing but stay exactly where they and curling into pink and purple balls.

"You know they need a name", Cheshire points out.

"You didn't choose a name!", Carol asks frowning.

"It's tradition for the chesh-fam to pick the names".

"Do you know the genders?", Pal asks.

Cheshire nods and separates them into three groups.
Three girls, two boys and one intersex.

Pal points to the three girls.

"Kira, Cecil and lavender".

"Which is which?".

"The one with three white paws is Cecil, the one with the purple tail tip is kira and lavender is the one who has the lightest shade of purple stripes", pal explains.

"So when they all turn six months they will have shire added to their names", Cheshire adds.

Pal grins and points to the boys.

"The one with the green bow will be Alex and the one with the blue bow will be Bobby".

"What about this little one?",carol asks picking up the little kitten and tickling it's chin.

"Ash", pal states.

"Your so good with coming up with names", carol compliments them.

"Aww! Thanks!".

Suddenly white rabbit appears with a shaking golden egg.

"Hey did you guys lose one?".

"They laid another one? When?",carol asks with panic in her voice.

"Why do you sound scared? Is it because you can't handle another Cheshire", Cheshire teases.

"No! I'm scared for the kit! It must feel so alone in there!".

A/n I totally don't have a soft side

Carol picks up the egg and cradles it while talking to it in a soothing voice.

Cheshire and the white rabbit look at her like she's crazy.

"What? It's a habit! I do this when the chicks hatch at home!".

Pal pats the egg and joins in with carol to sooth the egg.

Suddenly the egg cracks and a pink and purple kitten with blue paws and chest meows popping it's head out with it's eyes closed.

"Awwww!", That all coo as the kitten smells the air.

"Huh ,looks like the egg took after you two this time", white rabbit points out.

"What do you mean?", Carol asks.

"Well you have blue fur and pal has blue eyes".

"Wait their eyes are open!".

They look and see the kitten blinking up at them With bluebell eyes.

"Meow".

"Eeeekk!", Pal squeals and nuzzles the kitten.

Carol smirks and says,"I'm going to call this kitten Pal the second and they are Pansgender".

Pal looks at carol in shock.

"Really? Cool!".

Then out of nowhere mad hatter walks in and yells ,"carol the ten are here!".

"Oh! Great!".

Suddenly Maleficent, Cruella, Hades, The Evil queen, Ursula, Scar, Hans, the Duke of weasel town, Dr.fecilier and mother Gotehel leap into the room.

Cheshire burst out laughing.

"Now this is funny!".

The villians of Disney all dance like ballerinas cursing carol while doing so.

"You'll rot in the underworld!".

"Eat poisoned apples!".

"Curse you to sleep!".

Carol cuts in," Actually a hundred years of sleep doesn't sound bad".

"Your kittens will make lovely handbags!", Cruella spats.

Carol and pal stand up.

"Okay I'm about to slap this bi***!",pal growls.

"Right there with you but the kits are here so keep it p.g ".

Carol snaps her fingers and a muzzle appears on cruella's face.

"I think that's an improvement", pal smirks.

The villians continue leaping like ballerinas while the rest sing.

"On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten lords a leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a milking
Seven swans a swimming
Six geese a laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three french hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree!".

A/n okay pal how was that?
You enjoy it?
Also would you like me to draw the kits and post it on the next chap?