#3 - Daleks

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by Gang_of_weirdos

by Gang_of_weirdos

So Daleks are one of the Doctor's oldest enemies. Any ya they are pretty old. They were the Time lords opposition in the last great time war which everyone lost. Both races disappeared but of course the Daleks would come back to hunt down the doctor and make him pay for what he did to them. Which wasn't much just lock them up in some timelord ship for a few more then a couple of centuries. Meh no biggie.......

The daleks didn't think so and they are thirsty for revenge. Well if that is something they can even feel. Daleks are a genetic mutation locked up inside a suit of armour. They have all there feelings removed and are an 'updated' species similar to the Cybermen. The only goal in a daleks life is to EXTERMINATE! Everything that is different to them. They even killed there leader who was evolving because there were only 4 daleks left. Talk about discrimination! Daleks only weakness is there eye which pokes out the front of it's head. Don't wasts your bullets shooting at it but aim at the eye. Their sheild protects every other part of them.

If you see a dalek that looks dead DO NOT TOUCH IT! It will bring itself back to life and could possibly kill you. You know what don;t even touch a live dalek coz that's suicide right there people DO NOT TOUCH DALEKS okay!?

Good!

If the world is invaded by Daleks you're DOOMED!

Hide.

Lock your houses.

Get undercover.

Don't use technology coz the daleks are an advanced race that are tech wizards and are able to trace radioactivity to specific locations and mmurder your whole family.

If you are friends with the doctor you can call him up and he'll defend ya unless he is busy doing stuff with River.......... who knows what that'd be but I don't reckon he'd come.........

Anyhow on a less awkward topic you need to watch as many doctor who episodes that involve daleks as you can. It'll help you think of ways to defeat it. If you somehow find a hole in space that leads to a void and another parallel world open it up and send all the daleks into the void. Beware your own safety as this is mighty risky!

You could also get a gun, coz everyone has them these days right............

Practise your aiming gifts and then shoot your enemy in the eye. This will only work if there are a small number of daleks and also a few friends and some furniture or objects to hide behind otherwose they'll exterminate you before you can click your fingers and open your head revealing your brain................ wait we ain't even anywhere near the topic of that episode......... Yoh well.

So what was I saying? Ahh yes I remember RUN!!!!! (as the Doctor would say)

Seriously RUN FOR YOUR LIFE COZ YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT GONNA SURVIVE THIS!!

Something that might work is using a really really really freakin loud speaker and blasting a sonic probe into it and that'll mess with the daleks heads and may make them explode. Well who cares no ones gonna miss them right..........

-SHMAA

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Just some quotes:

Daleks have no concept or elegance

We would destroy the cybermen with one dalek

You're superior in only one respect; you are better at dying

Daleks do not take orders

EXTERMINATE!