greek gods skits/scenarios ! 🔱

𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 (must read❗️)

Hello, hello!! Welcome to this book I made due to random scenarios and skits I just had to share. 🤤 Just a few reminders before we get started on the introductions.

First, as we all know, this is a work of fiction!! Any ships, chaos, and events that would ensue are NOT historical. Only the characters and such are based on the mythological Greek Gods and Godesses.

Second, sorry for any grammatical errors, spelling mistakes, and if any of the characters are ooc!! As stated in the book's description, I have absolutely no idea bout greek mythology, nor know much about it and the Gods and Goddesses. But dw, I've done some research and will be doing some more in the future, too!! This book was just really made for the fun and entertainment of everyone and myself, of course. Not to mention this book is mostly filled with the Gods and Goddesses positive sides and am most likely creating a whole nother parallel universe of Greek mythology as I write every chapter. There's mild swearing, gayness and chaos involved, btw!! So if you aren't comfortable with such things, I suggest you close this book before you even start reading.

Lastly, I hope y'all will enjoy this book I poured my imagination and heart into!! ❤️

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𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘

> Zeus ⚡️
"The God of thunder, lightning and king of all
Gods and Godesses."

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(Hermes caught sight of Zeus sitting alone in the dining room and approached him.)

Zeus: (frustrated) I can't believe Hera is always nagging me about my affairs.

Hermes: (chuckles) You know, Lord Zeus, maybe if you showed her... a little more respect and loyalty, she wouldn't have to nag you.

(In Hermès' head: (sighs) You also probably couldn't keep it in your pants. Oh wait you don't even wear pants. (sighs again)

Zeus: (defensively) What are you talking about? I'm the king of the Gods. I can do whatever I want. Also, do refrain from calling me that when it is only the two of us speaking.

(Zeus pinched the bridge of his nose.)

Hermes: (sarcastically) Oh sure, because that's worked out so well for you in the past. And alright, father.

Zeus: (irritated) Ahem, what exactly are you trying to say?

Hermes: (seriously) I'm just saying, maybe it's time to start thinking about the people you love and the promises you've made. Loyalty and respect go a long way in any relationship. 👍

Zeus: (thinking) Hmm, you might have a point there.

Hermes: (smirks) I always do.

(A/N: I LOVE HERMÈS SO MUCH FOR SOME REASON)

> Hera 💍
"The Goddess of marriage, childbirth, and queen of all Gods and Goddesses."

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(Hera hurriedly walked through the halls, looking for another one of the Goddesses to rant to and saw Athena.)