greek gods skits/scenarios ! 🔱

𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 2

Here's part two of introductions!! Enjoy!! <3

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𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘

> Ares 💥
"The God of war, violence and destruction."

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(Ares enters Zeus' throne room, pacing back and forth.)

Ares: (frustrated) Zeus, we must make this enemy captive speak! I know just the way to do it. We'll torture him until he gives us the information we need.

Zeus: (sighs) Ares, we've been over this. Torture is not the way.

Ares: (pleading) But it's the most effective way! Everyone knows I'm the God of war and violence. Let me do what I do best.

Zeus: (firmly) No, Ares. We need to find a more civilized solution.

(Athena overhears the two and decides to enter the scene.)

Athena: (calmly) Zeus, I have an idea. Perhaps we could use reason and persuasion to get the captive to speak. We could offer him a deal or try to appeal to his sense of honour.

Zeus: (thoughtful) That's a much better idea, Athena. Thank you for your wisdom.

(Athena nods, then proceeds to go back to where she was heading.)

Ares: (disappointed) Of course you'd say that, but if that doesn't work, can I at least beat him up a little?

Zeus: (laughs) No, Ares. We will find a peaceful solution.

> Hermes📨
"The God of commerce, thieves, and the messenger of the Gods."

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(Hermes enters Olympus, carrying a bag of gold coins and sees Hades.)

Hermes: (cheerfully) Hey Hades, I just made a fortune selling some rare artifacts on the black market. Want to go celebrate with me?

Hades: (angrily) Hermes, you know it's not right to steal and sell other people's possessions.

Hermes: (defensively) Come on, Hades, where's your sense of adventure? Besides, I'm the God of thieves. It's kind of my thing.

Hades: (sarcastically) Oh, I see. Well, I'm the God of the underworld, so I guess it's kind of my thing to punish thieves like you.

Hermes: (mockingly) Oh no, not the punishment of the God of the underworld. I'm shaking in my boots.

Hades: (furious) You may think you're clever, Hermes, but you'll pay for your crimes eventually.

Hermes: (sarcastically) I'm terrified. (pauses) Hey, speaking of the underworld, how's it going down there? Still as depressing as ever?

Hades: (irritated) It's not depressing. It's necessary. Someone has to rule over the dead, and it might as well be me.

Hermes: (mockingly) Ah, the joys of ruling the underworld. I'll stick to stealing and mischief-making, thanks.