I got told from a friend that she was going to sell her kid to a boy band with called Wonder Erection. I think she was just joking, but what if I did that? I need to find a way on how to contact Gary Styles.
I know Kylee likes the band so I'll ask her if she has Garys number. I went up to her room and asked. "No I like Image Dragons, but I might know a friend who knows his number!" Ok perfect, I thought. I contacted Kylees friend and got Garys number. I decided to wait until my husband was in bed first.
2 hours later and he still wasn't in bed! So I asked if he wanted beer. He said yes, obviously. When poured the beer in his glass, I also put 3 sleeping pills in it. I gave it to him and right after one sip, he fell asleep.
I called Gary Styles and he answered! "Hey..I have an offer for you. Would you want 2 kids for 300 dollars each? They would give you so much money." He said yes.. Wow. That was so easy. Omg. I'm getting rid of my stupid dumb kids. We made a plan on how he could take them without getting caught.
The next day, I heard a knock at the door. He told me he was going to get Braylon first. Sense Braylon was dumb, he didn't have to trick him. When it was time to get Kylee, he had to put on a costume of her celeb crush, Jacob Startorius. Thankfully, she fell for it and went into the van with them. I looked out the window and watched the white van drive away. I was smiling so big.
