(THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CHAPTER. I'll Keep The Old One Up If You Want To Read It. This chapter is much longer :)
Y/N = Your Name.
F/S = Favorite Soda.
¨Ugh, I'm hungry.¨ You said. You were wondering what time it was since it was nighttime already. ¨IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING!?¨ ¨Shut up Y/N! I'm trying to sleep!¨ Your ¨dad¨ said. You were not in the mood for his shit, and he is literally sleeping in the bathroom, how could he hear me?¨ You got up and saw nothing in the fridge, only a soda can that your "dad" likes a lot... and a head? ¨ Definitely not risking getting caught.¨ You got ready to go out, without your dad noticing...
TIME-SKIP
lol.
You were almost out of breath when you got out. ¨PHEW. Almost got caught again. The other times I tried to get out didn't work out so well.¨ You saw a convenience store around the corner. ¨Might as well go there.¨ You only walked a block or two to get there. ¨Wait... I DON'T HAVE MY MONEY WITH ME!¨ You were panicking, you never forgot your money. You're were not going back to the house, knowing that your ¨dad¨ might know that you're out of the house.¨Wait, I can try stealing!¨ You walked through the door, only to see a miserable guy on the counter. There was barely anything to get.
¨Um, hey Mr...?¨ He turned his head up to you. Smiled, and started talking. ¨Hi, welcome to a generic convenience store'. We are open 24 hours. Place an item here and talk to me to purchase it...¨ And turned his head down again. Wow, what a way to start a conversation. ¨So, um... when someone steals something or whatever, what do you usually do to them?¨ He turns his head up again, but this time with a death stare. ¨ I would just kill them, but since you're asking why, I'll tell you what I do to the body parts.¨
He said that so calmly. ¨No thank you, I was just curious, that's all.¨ Now you got worried, what if he caught you stealing a soda can? You didn't want to think about it anymore. Once you stopped thinking about it, you went on your way to the refrigerator, or something. You saw one that caught your eye... It was your fav F/S! You just pulled it out and make sure that he wasn't looking at you. You also picked up an egg just in case. When he wasn't looking... YOU RAN FOR YOUR LIFE. You were safe from him! Or you thought so..? ¨So you tried stealing from me, no wonder you were asking me what I'd do if they steal from me... Very clever, but not so much.¨ He looks so scary when he said that. ¨I'M SORRY CASHIER MAN! I PROMISE I WON'T STEAL SOMETHING FROM YOU! I JUST FORGOT MY MONEY AND I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO STEAL!¨ You blabbered nonsense when he grabbed your shoulder. ¨I don't usually let people go that easy, but I'll let you go for now, if this happens again... I'll make sure you're dead.¨ ¨You wouldn't.¨ 'Oops... I should've not said that. Why did I do that?' ¨Are you underestimating me, ma'am?¨ 'He keeps looking even scarier.'
But you weren't going to be underestimated by Cashier. "What If I am? I wouldn't let you underestimate me." You almost forgot you had the egg, so you tried to move Cashier out of your shooting range. Since you saw his car, maybe throwing it at the car would be a 'good' idea. You kept moving away from him until you were in front of the car.
CRACK.
You threw it. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY'D YOU DO THAT?" Now you were even more afraid XD. "I wanted to, is that not a good idea?" You started laughing at him. "You think this is funny? Well, I have something funnier than that. How about you start working in this store? Does that sound funny to you?" You were confused about the whole 'working in the store' thing. "What do you mean Cashier?"
"It means that you're working with me in the store. And you can't refuse this type of offer when it's me saying the offer. So you better accept it." Would you rather get killed by Cashier, or work in Hell with him? "I'm not accepting it if I'm not getting paid." You were very clever, you were really low on cash. So you needed that money desperately. "FINE. You are getting paid if you work here. Accept it now?" "Yes. I do accept it." You were so happy by this point, but you won't believe what kind of hell you'll be working when you start. "You'll start working here at 10 am. Sharp." "Yes Sir!" And you ran off, and you still have the soda with you. So you might as well drink it now.
LOLOLOL WHY WAS THIS FUNNY XD
