CHAPTER ONE

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"I need a drink." You just finished work, you were tired and restless. You walked to your car and started the engine. Blasting Slipknot in your car you couldn't hear the road, you were that tired that you didn't care if the police were chasing after you.

"Finally made to the bar." Walking out of your car you realize a certain car had the license plate "GORILLAZ", that was interesting? You opened the door and was welcomed with a bunch of 40 year old men drinking and waitresses everywhere. When walking to a stool you realize a group of people. Was that actually Gorillaz? A man with green skin and a man with blue hair? Oh god I have to say hi!

You walked up to them.

But then....


I need to piss....

You rushed to the bathroom.



"What was I thinking? Trying to say hi to them and then needing to piss???" Jesus Christ you were a wreck today. While in the middle of screaming you heard someone open the door, so you shut up. You realized that was Murdoc Niccals! You finished pissing and then walked to the sink. At the same time he also finished up- How the fuck did he finish so fast?

"Hi... are you Murdoc Niccals?" You turned your head to him.

"Yup, that's me." He turned to you, shaggy bangs and all. It was him...

"Want to have a drink?" Oh god please say yes!

"Don't mind if I do." He winked and walked out. "I'll save you a seat." His voice echoed in the stalls which made you get goosebumps... you were going to have a drink with THE MURDOC NICCALS!!


You cannot wait :3

This is a jokefic btw


290 words.

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